So I got a friend request from this random kid Dexter on Facebook. I didn't have any mutual friends and he looks like a clown (his quote was "money over hoes"...a real winner). So per my Facebook protocol, I declined his friendship.

About a month later I get a Facebook message from my buddy, "Hey do you know Dexter? He just friend requested me and I don't have a clue who he is?" I told him he friend requested me as well but I declined. He responded, "Yeah so did I. But he has a picture of you on his wall with 'FAG' as its caption."

So naturally I checked it out. Sure enough, there is a picture of me on his wall reading "FAG," with other people titled "pussy," "STD," and "buttfuckers." Classy, I know. My first inclination was to think to myself "how gay do I actually look in this picture?" hahahaha Well 1) I do have my arm around another dude and 2) I'm well dressed. I guess in today's society, an idiot could be confused. You be the judge:



The other person is a former thrower of mine at Toledo Libbey and this was after he placed fifth at the Toledo City League Track & Field Championships. Just an end-of-season picture.

So at this point I'm sorta laughing about it, saying to myself in my head "I get it, J. Crew jacket = gay. haha"

So I wrote him a message and this was our conversation that followed, there are no spelling mistakes, that's how he typed it:

ME: "any particular reason you have a picture of me titled "fag" on your wall? "

HIM: "stfu faggot"

ME: "Witty response."

HIM: "Witty pussy."

ME: "Do I even know you?"

HIM: "ur friend assed bout mi"

ME: "Doubt it; my friends aren't illiterate."

HIM: "well you are, wrong use of the ; you retard...dumb nig nog lover"

ME: "You're incorrect. A semicolon can be used to connect two independent clauses. "Doubt it" and "my friends aren't illiterate" are both independent clauses. So shut the fuck up.

HIM: "id expect a fag ta answer like dat, u just a big turd"

ME: "Oh that's right. Not being an idiot is gay; that makes sense (see how I used the semicolon there?). Let's see how far "money over hoes" gets you in life."

HIM: yeah dats what yo mama said fag, money over hoes bitch, it aint a sayin, it a lifestyle you gook

ME: "That's your lifestyle, making sixth-grade jokes (i.e. "mama" jokes and calling everyone smarter than you a homosexual?) and chasing a modicum of money? Go for it buddy. I'm sure you'll do great things in life. That is, if your random insults don't end up getting you gutted like a fish by someone as dumb as you are one day."




I guess what I'm asking is, is this really freakin' odd to you people? I have no idea who this loser is and somehow he's allowed to just go on offensive tirades against people? What the hell do I do when such a situation arises? I figure I'd got to stop responding but our vitriol isn't the main issue. Shit, I think the conversation is sorta funny to be honest. This guy is a buffoon.

Anyone have something like this happen to them?

I know, I know.



There are also numerous Facebook pictures one could post here too.

LOL. That's definitely a little strange.

Any clue on if it could be a friend with a "fake" profile just pulling your leg? Maybe a former kid that you know or something?

It's definitely a little weird that this would just happen out of the blue.

He has wall posts going back a number of years, so I doubt it's fake. Although it's pretty unbelievable to me. haha

I did find out he's acquaintances with people I know of but am not friends with. They said he was a loser in high school and everyone thought he was annoying. BOY I WONDER WHY.

Perhaps this dude needs some mental help. haha but he's like 21, he's not child at this point...although mentally appears to be on the same level.

I think the easiest thing to do would be.....do his best friend.

wes_mantooth;589804 wrote:I think the easiest thing to do would be.....do his best friend.

Unless his best friend is a chick. Fags don't do chicks.

I know taht hackers sometimes will use the fake profile route... but like you said, if he's got wall posts dating back years then its probably not fake...

I've never had an experience quite like that one though

That conversation is pretty funny..........maybe you should lay off the nig nog....just sayin

Well I was going to mention that I stalked Mantooth and wildcats on Facebook until I forced them to meet me...and while that's weird I think yours might be even worse. Maybe.

Tobias Fünke;589781 wrote:You be the judge:

u just a fag. u look likes u gay in dat photo too me. dumb nig nog lover.

money over hoes. /

I hate to profile but to me the suspect sounds non-white.

Tobias Fünke;589781 wrote:I guess what I'm asking is, is this really freakin' odd to you people?

Yes it is odd. I have never seen a facebook fight over the use of a semicolon.

Your friend is fucking with you, imo.

I usually report and block people that try to friend me and I don't know them.

I try not to waste my time with them while also seeing if I can get them kicked off.

Man I could sure go for a tall glass of nig nog right now....

Nate;589915 wrote:I hate to profile but to me the suspect sounds non-white.

Youd think, but he called him a nig nog lover. Which would be a very derogatory comment to blacks....

Very odd.

Laley23;589949 wrote:Youd think, but he called him a nig nog lover. Which would be a very derogatory comment to blacks....

Very odd.

That is what I was thinking.

You should be able to report him, or at least report his unauthorized use of your photo, to Facebook. I've never had anything like this happen, but I've I've gotten several friend requests from people I didn't know that I'm pretty sure were fake profiles and I always report them.

Sonofanump;589922 wrote:Yes it is odd. I have never seen a facebook fight over the use of a semicolon.

lol

Well way back when I was a senior in high school, I got a friend request from a girl named Sara Frye. Per my rules, I accepted her friend request and realized she had a kid. Fast forward six months, she makes a new facebook page, requests me again, and this time all the photos/mentioning of her kid and baby daddy were off the page. Two days later, Miss Frye is arrested for shaking her baby, kicking it, putting make-up on the baby to cover its bruises, and taking it to the hospital and acting as if she had not done it herself.

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2008/08/19/sara.html

very surreal experience.

I don't think this is a legitimate picture of him, but it is his profile picture:



His status:

"hittin up da ol lutheran church with da fam, u no da digits"

hahahahaha

Of course his information is this:

Delts for life
ΔTΔ
Money over hoes

Tcarrier -

What are your "rules?"

ernest_t_bass;590122 wrote:Tcarrier -

What are your "rules?"

cute girl = request accepted.

Tobias Fünke;590120 wrote:I don't think this is a legitimate picture of him, but it is his profile picture:



His status: hahahahaha

Of course his information is this:

I think that's sleeper !!!!!