Non
Posts: 9,517
Nov 28, 2010 9:19pm
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 28, 2010 9:21pm
lol, what a maroon.
KR1245
Posts: 4,317
Nov 28, 2010 9:24pm
Catch the ball dude. Your team should have won the game, all you had to do was catch the ball.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Nov 28, 2010 9:26pm
They said he had 5 drops....that is not real good
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Nov 28, 2010 9:31pm
If he is a moron for this, than everyone is a moron for ever thanking God as well.
For the record, I think everyone is a moron lol.
For the record, I think everyone is a moron lol.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Nov 28, 2010 9:37pm
If you can't catch the fucking ball don't blame anyone other than yourself you fucking ass clown.
GoPens
Posts: 2,339
Nov 28, 2010 9:40pm
He played like Stevie Wonder today.
stroups
Posts: 3,223
Nov 28, 2010 9:43pm
I saw this and was thinking he was talking about his hands, kind of like "hot hands" Rashid Hanon in the little giants
"Why do you do this to me, fellas? I cut your nails, wash you, put gloves on you when you're cold..."
"Why do you do this to me, fellas? I cut your nails, wash you, put gloves on you when you're cold..."
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Nov 28, 2010 9:44pm
I like what one of the posters said after the blog..."how do you know he was talking to God...maybe he was talking to his hands"
ha ! really funny stuff all the way around.
ha ! really funny stuff all the way around.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Nov 28, 2010 9:45pm
What a Jack wagon.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 28, 2010 9:50pm
GoPens;579928 wrote:He played like Stevie Wonder today.
This made me lol. Good job.
Sage
Posts: 2,070
Nov 28, 2010 10:05pm
Never dropped a ball of that magnitude, so I can't say how I'd react.
Knowing how I react after choking a FIFA or beer pong game away, I'd guess I'd make Mr. Johnson's reaction look reasonable.
Knowing how I react after choking a FIFA or beer pong game away, I'd guess I'd make Mr. Johnson's reaction look reasonable.
killer_ewok
Posts: 11,379
Nov 28, 2010 10:08pm
Does he tweet praise to God after every TD catch/good game? If not, STFU. Accountability.....try it.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Nov 28, 2010 10:40pm
I've seen more game clinching drops this year than any other year.....NFL and NCAA combined
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Sonofanump
Nov 28, 2010 10:56pm
killdeer;579935 wrote:I like what one of the posters said after the blog..."how do you know he was talking to God...maybe he was talking to his hands"
or Jobu?
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sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Nov 29, 2010 8:30am
Not like there's a god anyway.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Nov 29, 2010 8:52am
I'm glad he unthanked god, I thought it was funny.
Heelz
Posts: 780
Nov 29, 2010 10:01am
Why so serious?
Fly4Fun
Posts: 7,730
Nov 29, 2010 11:56am
Even assuming there is a god, anyone that believes that god micromanages sporting events is a ratard.
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friendfromlowry
Posts: 6,239
Nov 29, 2010 12:04pm
So the difference between the team being 2-9 and not making the playoffs as opposed to being 3-8 and not making the playoffs is that dropped pass. Sounds like a big OH WELL to me.
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Nov 29, 2010 12:06pm
Haha this is too funny. I agree with Laley, CoA, and Fly4Fun's posts.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Nov 29, 2010 12:41pm
Brings the lulz. And makes sense in a way.
I mean, if you're going to assume that a hypothetical deity takes such an interest in sporting events that he deserves praise because he let you make a big play against another team (damn jebus...always playing favorites...), shouldn't he be condemned for screwing you over to give the win to that other team?
I think Stevie needs to take this to the next level and convert to Islam, saying that he's on a search for a deity that is looking out for his best interests.
I mean, if you're going to assume that a hypothetical deity takes such an interest in sporting events that he deserves praise because he let you make a big play against another team (damn jebus...always playing favorites...), shouldn't he be condemned for screwing you over to give the win to that other team?
I think Stevie needs to take this to the next level and convert to Islam, saying that he's on a search for a deity that is looking out for his best interests.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Nov 29, 2010 12:44pm
Heretic;580598 wrote:Brings the lulz. And makes sense in a way.
I mean, if you're going to assume that a hypothetical deity takes such an interest in sporting events that he deserves praise because he let you make a big play against another team (damn jebus...always playing favorites...), shouldn't he be condemned for screwing you over to give the win to that other team?
I think Stevie needs to take this to the next level and convert to Islam, saying that he's on a search for a deity that is looking out for his best interests.
I always laugh when Athletes/Actors/Musicians thank god in their speeches. Especially when majority of them all full of shit.
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
Nov 29, 2010 1:09pm
This is funny.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Nov 29, 2010 1:24pm
Commander of Awesome;580606 wrote:I always laugh when Athletes/Actors/Musicians thank god in their speeches. Especially when majority of them all full of shit.
Or painfully stupid. I remember from a good number of years ago when I subscribed to SI, a Rick Reilly back-page column (from the time when he sucked less than 100% of the time) concerning Isaac Bruce. He'd rolled his car or something and was adamant that he escaped injury because he yelled out something like "SAVE ME JESUS!" while having the accident. Derrick Thomas' injury (can't remember if he'd died yet or not) got mentioned and Bruce's honest answer to why that happened was simply that since he avoided injury by praying during the accident, Thomas must have been paralyzed because he didn't do so.
It was like taking the "we won because of god" deal that ignores how the other team has as many believers who also give credit when they win...but moving it to the real world. Mindboggling.