What's the best way to be...

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sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Nov 17, 2010 5:53pm
mean to a woman?

Go!
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areyoukiddingme
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Nov 17, 2010 5:56pm
Ignore her.
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sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Nov 17, 2010 6:00pm
Yeah but then I'll never get into her pants.

I was told by this female that I am "a really nice guy" and that she wants to be just friends. Clearly I agree with her. :rolleyes:
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Red Rum
Posts: 1,006
Nov 17, 2010 6:01pm
Put a block on Lifetime & Lifetime Movie Network
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wes_mantooth
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Nov 17, 2010 6:04pm
either this...


or this...
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Nov 17, 2010 6:04pm
Bang her sister/best friend/mom or all three. Show her who's a bad boy.
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vball10set
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Nov 17, 2010 6:05pm
sleeper;563141 wrote:Yeah but then I'll never get into her pants.
I was told by this female that I am "a really nice guy" and that she wants to be just friends. Clearly I agree with her. :rolleyes:

sorry, sleeper--better get used to it :D
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sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Nov 17, 2010 6:07pm
I was going to try and bang her best friend, but despite them being "close" and what not, she's not attractive(like a 5-6 out of 10). As most of you know, I only bang at minimum 9 +
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Thread Bomber
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Nov 17, 2010 9:55pm
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darbypitcher22
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Nov 17, 2010 10:19pm
as I've said before, it makes no sense to me why you have to be a complete asshole to bring home good looking women, but whatever.
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CenterBHSFan
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Nov 17, 2010 10:55pm
darbypitcher22;563542 wrote:as I've said before, it makes no sense to me why you have to be a complete asshole to bring home good looking women, but whatever.
That's not true. Any woman who knows what she's about and is worth her salt will stay away from jackasses.
This usually doesn't start happening until she's 25 or so.
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Sleeper, just be yourself, you should have no probs getting rid of her after the deed is done. :)
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rmolin73
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Nov 18, 2010 12:47am
darbypitcher22;563542 wrote:as I've said before, it makes no sense to me why you have to be a complete asshole to bring home good looking women, but whatever.

The problem is for some stupid reason women flock to the jerks and assholes they love bad boys. Ignore a hot chick and she will chase you trust me.
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sleeper
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Nov 18, 2010 1:24am
CenterBHSFan;563596 wrote:That's not true. Any woman who knows what she's about and is worth her salt will stay away from jackasses.
This usually doesn't start happening until she's 25 or so.
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Sleeper, just be yourself, you should have no probs getting rid of her after the deed is done. :)
By being myself I get more vagina than most gynecologists do, but this one chick is like trying to bang the virgin mary before she had JESUS.

Ugh, women, can't live with...etc.
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sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Nov 18, 2010 1:25am
darbypitcher22;563542 wrote:as I've said before, it makes no sense to me why you have to be a complete asshole to bring home good looking women, but whatever.

Try not being a coach, you'd get more girls.
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hoops23
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Nov 18, 2010 1:28am
Tell her you're playing a game by tying her hands to the bed rail...

??????


PROFIT.
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O-Trap
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Nov 18, 2010 3:57am
Smack a bitch.
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rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Nov 18, 2010 4:30am
Teach them young.
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darbypitcher22
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Nov 18, 2010 7:25am
sleeper;563800 wrote:Try not being a coach, you'd get more girls.

gotcha.

didn't know making what I believe to be a great career choice where I get to deal with tons of people would actually work against me and inhibit my ability to construct personal relationships.

But now that you've defined that for me, I think I've got it all figured out.
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THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Nov 18, 2010 7:32am
Blindfold
Duct tape
Rope
Dark basement

She'll start coming around when she gets hungry.
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riders1
Posts: 2,275
Nov 18, 2010 7:43am
Leave the lid and seat up on the toilet.
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#1DBag
Posts: 786
Nov 18, 2010 8:09am
Bang a chick hotter than her, and makes sure she knows about.
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MontyBrunswick
Nov 18, 2010 9:08am
Just be yourself. You're a douchebag on here, so if you're anything like that IRL just act yourself she'll go away in no time.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Nov 18, 2010 9:13am
Rip on her hair, clothes, jewelry...etc. They absolutely go apeshit over that crap.
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bwcomet89
Posts: 633
Nov 21, 2010 3:25am
Don't laugh at her lame jokes
Ignore her when she's talking to you
Talk to other girls in front of her, it always helps it they're hotter
If all else fails, put her on the back burner and come back to her once you've done the "tour" of her friends