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gorocks99

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Nov 15, 2010 6:12 PM
http://chronicle.com/article/The-Shadow-Scholar/125329/

"You did me business ethics propsal for me I need propsal got approved pls can you will write me paper?"

"did u get the sorce I send

please where you are now?

Desprit to pass spring projict"

Face --> Palm.
Nov 15, 2010 6:12pm
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O-Trap

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Nov 15, 2010 6:49 PM
Nov 15, 2010 6:49pm
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darbypitcher22

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Nov 15, 2010 8:58 PM
good article.

I know a few people who have gone this route, and not one professor has been able to distinguish between who actually wrote it and the person who put their name on it
Nov 15, 2010 8:58pm
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Stiffman

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Nov 15, 2010 9:20 PM
That was a very good read. I couldn't imagine spending money for someone to write a paper for me though. There's no learning in that!
Nov 15, 2010 9:20pm
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closer26

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Nov 15, 2010 9:40 PM
That was a good read. Incredible to think there's people out there who have $2000 to throw towards a paper though!
Nov 15, 2010 9:40pm
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justincredible

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Nov 15, 2010 9:51 PM
closer26;560053 wrote:That was a good read. Incredible to think there's people out there who have $2000 to throw towards a paper though!

Agreed. I saw that number thrown out and about choked. That's a whole lot of beer money!
Nov 15, 2010 9:51pm
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jmog

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Nov 16, 2010 10:48 AM
My favorite...

"thanx so much for uhelp ican going to graduate to now".


I got accused of cheating by a professor once, but it was because he said there's no way I could get that high of a grade compared to everyone else, without cheating.

To which I replied "hey moron, remember I took that test in your office the day before everyone else because I had a conflict with another class? How did I cheat with you sitting right there next to me?"

That was Physical Chemistry, the teacher was one of the smartest guys, but couldn't teach a lick.
Nov 16, 2010 10:48am
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j_crazy

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8,372 posts
Nov 16, 2010 1:54 PM
loving this article. will finish later.

LOL at preists cheating. my faith dies a little each day.
Nov 16, 2010 1:54pm
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Fab4Runner

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Nov 16, 2010 3:00 PM
gorocks99;559729 wrote:http://chronicle.com/article/The-Shadow-Scholar/125329/

"You did me business ethics propsal for me I need propsal got approved pls can you will write me paper?"

"did u get the sorce I send

please where you are now?

Desprit to pass spring projict"
I would punch myself in the face if my job required me to read emails like that on a daily basis.
Nov 16, 2010 3:00pm
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darbypitcher22

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Nov 16, 2010 3:03 PM
jmog;560607 wrote:

I got accused of cheating by a professor once, but it was because he said there's no way I could get that high of a grade compared to everyone else, without cheating.

This happens a ton where I go to school.
Nov 16, 2010 3:03pm
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jmog

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Nov 16, 2010 4:33 PM
darbypitcher22;561038 wrote:This happens a ton where I go to school.

The funny part was that the professor had forgot that I had taken the test in his office with him right next to me.
Nov 16, 2010 4:33pm
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darbypitcher22

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Nov 16, 2010 4:49 PM
^^^^

of course he did. It was convenient of him to do so. He wanted a chance to play god with another student's degree
Nov 16, 2010 4:49pm
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O-Trap

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Nov 16, 2010 5:58 PM
Answer to that happening is simple.

"The rest of the class got awful grades because you're an awful teacher. I got good grades because I'm a good student."

Easy as that.
Nov 16, 2010 5:58pm
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darbypitcher22

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Nov 16, 2010 7:29 PM
^^^^^

I'll use that one next time. Usually I sit there and let it go in one ear and out the other, but some of these profs need to be put on notice from time to time
Nov 16, 2010 7:29pm