My wife and I had a late, rough night Saturday. We both woke up and needed some coffee and greasy hangover food right away.

We decided to hit the Ryan's breakfast buffet. We paid our $4.99 plus coffee and entered a world we never knew existed.

There were people there in the three, four, five, and even six hundred pound club. You put all you can eat in front of some of those obese fuckers and look out.

Now I am no midget at 6'4" 285 but I looked like a dwarf compared to almost everyone there in the sausage gravy line. I was thinking about shedding a few pounds now I think I am just going to hang out at.Ryan's more often because there I look like a supermodel.

Lol...I haven't been to a buffet in years(though I've been wanting to hit up Golden Corral for breakfast), but it's amazing to see how literally people take "All You Can Eat". I've always thought of a buffet as somewhere you go for variety, not necessarily to gorge yourself until you can barely waddle out.

Think I need to go to Ryan's then!

our cafeteria is all you can eat everyday.

Trust me, there's a few people that make 3 or 4 trips

We had not been to a place like that in probably a decade, but today we woke up hungover and really hungry it was one of those mornings where even McDonald's food takes too long.

We were pleasantly surprised the food was good and fresh. They had a made to order omlete station, fresh bkuebery pankcakes you could watch them make, a good variety of breakfast meat, and some nice fruit. Definitely worth $6.00 per person.

THE4RINGZ;558309 wrote:My wife and I had a late, rough night Saturday. We both woke up and needed some coffee and greasy hangover food right away.

We decided to hit the Ryan's breakfast buffet. We paid our $4.99 plus coffee and entered a world we never knew existed.

There were people there in the three, four, five, and even six hundred pound club. You put all you can eat in front of some of those obese fuckers and look out.

Now I am no midget at 6'4" 285 but I looked like a dwarf compared to almost everyone there in the sausage gravy line. I was thinking about shedding a few pounds now I think I am just going to hang out at.Ryan's more often because there I look like a supermodel.

you sure you weren't at the WalMart food court?

Last time I was at Ryan's I yacked in the bathroom. I went in hungover as shit and proceeded to tear up some greasy breakfast, when I suddenly didn't feel so hot. I made my way to the bathroom and was hovering over a toilet and convinced myself I could keep it down. Right when I was feeling a little better I looked down and there was a long ass curly pubic hair on the rim of the toilet and I just let one loose. Needless to say I have never gone back but it was some good food.

My wife refuses to eat at Ryans.

Are all Titan fans large in the belly?? You....M Steele....R Ickes....hee hee hee.

Yes winning makes us hungry

I weigh about 250 and am disgusted with myself for being overweight. I am 6'3'', so I could stand to lose about 50 pounds, but damn, I don't know how anyone can let themselves get to a quarter of a ton or more shy of a major medical condition.

stroups;558417 wrote:Last time I was at Ryan's I yacked in the bathroom. I went in hungover as shit and proceeded to tear up some greasy breakfast, when I suddenly didn't feel so hot. I made my way to the bathroom and was hovering over a toilet and convinced myself I could keep it down. Right when I was feeling a little better I looked down and there was a long ass curly pubic hair on the rim of the toilet and I just let one loose. Needless to say I have never gone back but it was some good food.

Did you get a deal for the "short term lease" of the meal? LOL

I'm 6'2 and 230ish, and I think I'm fat hahah soooooo these fuckers need to be buried in a hole for being such lethargic fucks.

Why do you feel the need to make fun of people simple because they are obese? It's wrong

Ty Webb;558864 wrote:Why do you feel the need to make fun of people simple because they are obese? It's wrong

just so many ways you could go with this

Does it make you people feel good about yourselves to make fun of others?? If so,your lives must suck pretty bad

Last time I went to Ryan's, we drew "$5" on a napkin in ketchup for our waitresses tip... The stuck up middle aged bitch.

Haven't been back since.

hoops23;558884 wrote:Last time I went to Ryan's, we drew "$5" on a napkin in ketchup for our waitresses tip... The stuck up middle aged bitch.

Haven't been back since.

Just shows you are immature

Ty Webb;558880 wrote:Does it make you people feel good about yourselves to make fun of others?? If so,your lives must suck pretty bad

Yep...

Shut the fuck up fatty.

Ty Webb;558888 wrote:Just shows you are immature

Hmmm..

I will neither confirm nor deny that.