Ankle Breaker
Posts: 398
Nov 6, 2010 12:13am
Just when you think you've heard it all.....
http://www.onntv.com/live/content/onnnews/stories/2010/11/05/story-Alan-Patton-Back-In-Custody.html?sid=102
http://www.onntv.com/live/content/onnnews/stories/2010/11/05/story-Alan-Patton-Back-In-Custody.html?sid=102
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 6, 2010 12:25am
I guess Heretic won't be posting for a while.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 6, 2010 12:25am
Seriously, though. Gross.
NNN
Posts: 902
Nov 6, 2010 8:30am
I didn't even have to read the story to know that this is the same guy who's been caught doing this sporadically over the last 20 years.
It's basically typical pedophile type of thinking: "I need the fluids of the young to keep me young and energized". The charge of gross sexual imposition was originally for child rape because he actually tried to, shall we say, "suck the urine" out of a child who was under 10.
It's basically typical pedophile type of thinking: "I need the fluids of the young to keep me young and energized". The charge of gross sexual imposition was originally for child rape because he actually tried to, shall we say, "suck the urine" out of a child who was under 10.
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sportchampps
Posts: 7,361
Nov 6, 2010 12:51pm
We need to make a law because of this guy. He gets found guilty every time but only gets like 6 months and gets caught about once every 2 years. How many times does he get away with it. Put him behind bars for a long time and keep him there.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Nov 6, 2010 1:28pm
justincredible;546603 wrote:I guess Heretic won't be posting for a while.
QFT
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Nov 6, 2010 2:54pm
Ugh
Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Nov 6, 2010 4:52pm
Good Lord...
reclegend22
Posts: 8,772
Nov 6, 2010 5:19pm
This shouldn't affect his chances of ever being employed again. The gathering of urethra watering is perfectly normal, especially when collected from the Burger King.
Here's my favorite line from the linked article and, I think, a wonderful description of his somewhat storied record of being creepy.
"Deputies said that it was suspected that Patton targeted the restaurant because it has a play area where children are known to gather."
Here's my favorite line from the linked article and, I think, a wonderful description of his somewhat storied record of being creepy.
"Deputies said that it was suspected that Patton targeted the restaurant because it has a play area where children are known to gather."
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Nov 6, 2010 5:22pm
Thats gross he broke the law named after his nasty ass.
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Polar Bear 73
Posts: 216
Nov 6, 2010 6:18pm
I really can't beleive this happened less than a mile from my house. My wife read the article and said, "Oh no, that's OUR Burger King!"
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Nov 6, 2010 7:07pm
justincredible;546605 wrote:Seriously, though. Gross.
What, Heretic?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Nov 6, 2010 7:11pm
Does he drink it, or what?
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Nov 6, 2010 8:24pm
ernest_t_bass;547506 wrote:Does he drink it, or what?
That he does