DualCore
Posts: 34
Nov 4, 2010 6:04pm
CenterBHSFan
Posts: 6,115
Nov 4, 2010 6:12pm
“he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.”
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When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.
hahaha!!! That's horrid!
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Nov 4, 2010 6:12pm
haha wow. I just lost my appetite for the evening.
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Nov 4, 2010 6:32pm
oh wow, I'm glad I just ate before I read this. Ugh.
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
Nov 4, 2010 9:08pm
Heard about this the other day. Didn't need to see the picture of the woman.
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oletiger
Posts: 166
Nov 4, 2010 9:55pm
assault with a deadly vag, bookem
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Sonofanump
Nov 4, 2010 10:01pm
From the comments section:
"This should not have happened considering the two douchebags in the room"
"This should not have happened considering the two douchebags in the room"
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Nov 4, 2010 10:16pm
How fucked up is the one dude?! He was fully on board with eating out that ugly broad. It wasn't until he got close enough to smell her cooter before he finally said he couldn't do it.
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Nov 4, 2010 10:25pm
Dumb bitch, she knew she'd need a knife to get the job done, had she only planned ahead and brought some clothes pins.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Nov 5, 2010 3:40am
"Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman..."
As soon as I read this, I knew it was going to be good.
As soon as I read this, I knew it was going to be good.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Nov 5, 2010 7:09am
I think she was fishing.... for sex
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berry
Posts: 475
Nov 5, 2010 10:32am
She was brandishing a deadly weapon, and she had a knife too.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Nov 5, 2010 11:03am
Apparently she never took a walk on the beach with her mother while discussing that she just didn't feel that fresh anymore.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Nov 5, 2010 11:17am
GURRRRRRRRRR
OSSSSSSSSSSS
OSSSSSSSSSSS
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Nov 5, 2010 11:19am
+1000000000000000j_crazy;545702 wrote:GURRRRRRRRRR
OSSSSSSSSSSS
Stiffman
Posts: 512
Nov 5, 2010 6:02pm
Wow! She's gonna be real popular now.
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Sent from my Droid
#1DBag
Posts: 786
Nov 5, 2010 6:05pm
She needs to douche.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Nov 5, 2010 7:53pm
sherm03;545415 wrote:How fucked up is the one dude?! He was fully on board with eating out that ugly broad. It wasn't until he got close enough to smell her cooter before he finally said he couldn't do it.
That's not the most bizarre part of it...That's her ex-husband who declined at first. So not only is this dude ready to go to town on his buddy's ex-wife but, yeah, she looks like THAT!
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Nov 5, 2010 7:57pm
Just a thought for Christmas:
DualCore
Posts: 34
Nov 5, 2010 9:03pm
stroups
Posts: 3,223
Nov 7, 2010 11:16pm
