power i
Posts: 1,296
Nov 4, 2010 9:22am
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Nov 4, 2010 9:30am
... mtrultz will be standing outside your window watching you celebrate Sex Toy Day!
power i
Posts: 1,296
Nov 4, 2010 9:40am
Eeek. I will be sure to close my curtains. Which btw, match the rug.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Nov 4, 2010 9:54am
Probably get the wife a card, maybe dinner, then just see what all the buzz is about.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Nov 4, 2010 10:12am
THE4RINGZ;544702 wrote:Probably get the wife a card, maybe dinner, then just see what all the buzz is about.
I see you must have a queen bee as well.
#1DBag
Posts: 786
Nov 4, 2010 12:16pm
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Nov 4, 2010 12:32pm
No Getb I think hers is called the fly guy.
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SnotBubbles
Nov 4, 2010 12:54pm
Sex toys are for wives who's men can't satisfy them. Pussies.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Nov 4, 2010 12:56pm
Hookers count as sex toys, right?
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Nov 4, 2010 2:12pm
Guys who say this are insecure in their manhood.SnotBubbles;544852 wrote:Sex toys are for wives who's men can't satisfy them. Pussies.
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SnotBubbles
Nov 4, 2010 2:28pm
TedSheckler;545024 wrote:Guys who say this are insecure in their manhood.
Yeah....that's what I am.....
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berry
Posts: 475
Nov 4, 2010 2:28pm
Wife has wanted a silver bullet for years. She keeps riding me because I won't get her one.
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Nov 4, 2010 2:35pm
...Well we know what sex toy.......YOU TWO........enjoy!berry;545040 wrote: She keeps riding me.
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Nov 4, 2010 2:36pm
QFT!SnotBubbles;545039 wrote:Yeah....that's what I am.....
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Nov 4, 2010 2:39pm
berry;545040 wrote:She keeps riding me because I won't get her one.
Win for you!
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Nov 4, 2010 2:39pm
...Your clam hair is green?...power i;544686 wrote:Eeek. I will be sure to close my curtains, which btw, match the rug.
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Nov 4, 2010 3:48pm
now this is a national holiday I can support.
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Nov 4, 2010 5:22pm
hmm, that'd be interesting. 
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Nov 4, 2010 5:51pm
berry;545040 wrote:Wife has wanted a silver bullet for years. She keeps riding me because I won't get her one.
My girls fav toy and it is hot when she uses it!!
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Nov 4, 2010 6:36pm
berry;545040 wrote:Wife has wanted a silver bullet for years. She keeps riding me because I won't get her one.
Hopefully this means she is riding in you the literal sense. Of course, she probably would be riding you a lot more often if you hooked her up.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Nov 4, 2010 6:46pm
My wife informed me that nearly everyday is sex toy day around here, I just don't know about it.
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oletiger
Posts: 166
Nov 4, 2010 8:13pm
I caught that damn bunny beating the drum in my closet...