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4cards

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Nov 4, 2010 9:30 AM
... mtrultz will be standing outside your window watching you celebrate Sex Toy Day!
Nov 4, 2010 9:30am
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power i

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Nov 4, 2010 9:40 AM
Eeek. I will be sure to close my curtains. Which btw, match the rug.
Nov 4, 2010 9:40am
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THE4RINGZ

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Nov 4, 2010 9:54 AM
Probably get the wife a card, maybe dinner, then just see what all the buzz is about.
Nov 4, 2010 9:54am
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Nov 4, 2010 10:12 AM
THE4RINGZ;544702 wrote:Probably get the wife a card, maybe dinner, then just see what all the buzz is about.

I see you must have a queen bee as well.
Nov 4, 2010 10:12am
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Nov 4, 2010 12:16 PM
Nov 4, 2010 12:16pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Nov 4, 2010 12:32 PM
No Getb I think hers is called the fly guy.
Nov 4, 2010 12:32pm
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SnotBubbles

Nov 4, 2010 12:54 PM
Sex toys are for wives who's men can't satisfy them. Pussies.
Nov 4, 2010 12:54pm
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enigmaax

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Nov 4, 2010 12:56 PM
Hookers count as sex toys, right?
Nov 4, 2010 12:56pm
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TedSheckler

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Nov 4, 2010 2:12 PM
SnotBubbles;544852 wrote:Sex toys are for wives who's men can't satisfy them. Pussies.
Guys who say this are insecure in their manhood.
Nov 4, 2010 2:12pm
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SnotBubbles

Nov 4, 2010 2:28 PM
TedSheckler;545024 wrote:Guys who say this are insecure in their manhood.

Yeah....that's what I am.....
Nov 4, 2010 2:28pm
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berry

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Nov 4, 2010 2:28 PM
Wife has wanted a silver bullet for years. She keeps riding me because I won't get her one.
Nov 4, 2010 2:28pm
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4cards

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Nov 4, 2010 2:35 PM
berry;545040 wrote: She keeps riding me.
...Well we know what sex toy.......YOU TWO........enjoy! :)
Nov 4, 2010 2:35pm
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Nov 4, 2010 2:36 PM
SnotBubbles;545039 wrote:Yeah....that's what I am.....
QFT!
Nov 4, 2010 2:36pm
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enigmaax

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Nov 4, 2010 2:39 PM
berry;545040 wrote:She keeps riding me because I won't get her one.

Win for you!
Nov 4, 2010 2:39pm
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Nov 4, 2010 2:39 PM
power i;544686 wrote:Eeek. I will be sure to close my curtains, which btw, match the rug.
...Your clam hair is green?...

Nov 4, 2010 2:39pm
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Nov 4, 2010 3:48 PM
now this is a national holiday I can support.
Nov 4, 2010 3:48pm
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tk421

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Nov 4, 2010 5:22 PM
hmm, that'd be interesting. :D
Nov 4, 2010 5:22pm
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Nov 4, 2010 5:51 PM
berry;545040 wrote:Wife has wanted a silver bullet for years. She keeps riding me because I won't get her one.

My girls fav toy and it is hot when she uses it!!
Nov 4, 2010 5:51pm
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Nov 4, 2010 6:36 PM
berry;545040 wrote:Wife has wanted a silver bullet for years. She keeps riding me because I won't get her one.

Hopefully this means she is riding in you the literal sense. Of course, she probably would be riding you a lot more often if you hooked her up.
Nov 4, 2010 6:36pm
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Nov 4, 2010 6:46 PM
My wife informed me that nearly everyday is sex toy day around here, I just don't know about it.
Nov 4, 2010 6:46pm
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Nov 4, 2010 8:13 PM
I caught that damn bunny beating the drum in my closet...
Nov 4, 2010 8:13pm