Rising from the flames and looking for speeders, Christ will rise from the ashes and reform himself in another 51 ft statute at the Solid Rock Church.

The statue will stand on 11 feet of boulders and rocks with water flowing out of the rock into the reflecting pool in front of the statue. The structure will be constructed of a steel substructure with a lightning suppression system installed, he said.

Apparently Daddy does not like big ugly heads.....

They should just hang up a Jesus Fathead!

if god exists. i'd say the first statues demise was a sign that he doesn't appreciate what this church is doing.

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God - (sitting on His Throne reading the paper, shaking his head)

Enter St. Peter - "What's wrong Big Guy?"

God - "Do you see what those a-holes in Dayton are doing again...?"

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Is Jesus Christ wearing glasses?

Are you telling me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

I'll play.

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God - (sitting on His Throne reading the paper, shaking his head)

Enter St. Peter - "What's wrong Big Guy?"

God - "Do you see what those a-holes in Dayton are doing again...?"

St. Peter- "Not another God Damn statue I hope."

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"The statue will stand on 11 feet of boulders and rocks with water flowing out of the rock into the reflecting pool in front of the statue. The structure will be constructed of a steel substructure with a lightning suppression system installed, he said. "

Is this to make it look like Jesus is taking a leak?

I'll play.

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God - (sitting on His Throne reading the paper, shaking his head)

Enter St. Peter - "What's wrong Big Guy?"

God - "Do you see what those a-holes in Dayton are doing again...?"

St. Peter- "Not another God Damn statue I hope."

God- "You guessed it!. Guess they can't take a hint"

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j_crazy;543868 wrote:if god exists. i'd say the first statues demise was a sign that he doesn't appreciate what this church is doing.

First you question whether God exists (which is your choice) but then you want to try and explain why something happened and "If" God was involved you know possibly what his motives were?

Skyhook79;544695 wrote:First you question whether God exists (which is your choice) but then you want to try and explain why something happened and "If" God was involved you know possibly what his motives were?

This is no more ridiculous than anything any Christian believer says about God.

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God - (sitting on His Throne reading the paper, shaking his head)

Enter St. Peter - "What's wrong Big Guy?"

God - "Do you see what those a-holes in Dayton are doing again...?"

St. Peter- "Not another God Damn statue I hope."

God- "You guessed it!. Guess they can't take a hint"

St. Peter- "Last time I was in Dayton, I teabagged this chick. It was the shit."

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