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Nov 3, 2010 12:45 AM
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Nov 3, 2010 12:47 AM
Lulz.
Nov 3, 2010 12:47am
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redfalcon

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Nov 3, 2010 12:53 AM
Dear lord.
Nov 3, 2010 12:53am
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bigkahuna

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Nov 3, 2010 1:00 AM
password;543228 wrote:
Not directed towards you password, but....


FUCK YOU.

Also, I'm intrigued about porn in 3D.
Nov 3, 2010 1:00am
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Nov 3, 2010 1:04 AM
lol Just because the soldiers are over in Iraq doesn't mean they don't get busy.
Nov 3, 2010 1:04am
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tk421

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Nov 3, 2010 1:13 AM
Ha ha, someone had jungle fever.
Nov 3, 2010 1:13am
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bwcomet89

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Nov 3, 2010 3:58 AM
My mother works in neonatal, and she was there to see a white woman give birth to a black baby, which made the white father suspicious. The mother told him that they come out dark and lighten up when they get older. Maybe she could have used that excuse instead?

Either way, some women are whores and terrible liars. Luckily they seem to be with retarded white dudes.
Nov 3, 2010 3:58am
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Nov 3, 2010 8:03 AM
First off let me say ...BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA , I hope this guy isn't making any important decisions in the military, not exactly the guy I want in charge of anything.
Nov 3, 2010 8:03am
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Nov 3, 2010 8:07 AM
Nice.
Nov 3, 2010 8:07am
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Tiernan

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Nov 3, 2010 8:12 AM
John Waters' "Squirt - O - Vision"
Nov 3, 2010 8:12am
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Nov 3, 2010 8:14 AM
Whore.
Nov 3, 2010 8:14am
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SnotBubbles

Nov 3, 2010 8:37 AM
This isn't true. No way someone is that dumb. I don't buy it at all.
Nov 3, 2010 8:37am
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Steel Valley Football

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Nov 3, 2010 8:44 AM
Old news. May? WTF?
Nov 3, 2010 8:44am
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Nov 3, 2010 9:10 AM
Hahahahahaha If the dude is that stupid, he deserves whatever he gets. Hilarious!
Nov 3, 2010 9:10am
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Nov 3, 2010 9:12 AM
SnotBubbles;543424 wrote:This isn't true. No way someone is that dumb. I don't buy it at all.

I know some pretty dumb people, but I think you're probably right.
Nov 3, 2010 9:12am
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Nov 3, 2010 12:52 PM
Who goes to watch porn with their friends?
Nov 3, 2010 12:52pm
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Nov 3, 2010 1:06 PM
Glory Days;543686 wrote:Who goes to watch porn with their friends?

Apparently liars
Nov 3, 2010 1:06pm
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Nov 3, 2010 1:09 PM
This just in, I may be preggo since I watch porn on my laptop while it is sitting on my lap. If the baby is born black then I know it was from porn even though I am male.
Nov 3, 2010 1:09pm
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Nov 3, 2010 1:43 PM
it's fake...
“A week ago we published an article about the woman who claimed to get pregnant after watching a porn movie 3d. The article was fake and we used the photo that we found on the Internet. Unfortunatelly, the article spread around the world because some sites thought that it was real. That was not our intention. Sensacionalista is a small site from Brazil. We never thought that this could happen. That’s why we are asking this family to accept our sincere apology. That woman and her baby in the photo had nothing to do with this article. They are just a normal family trying to live they’re own lives. We apologize for wrongfully taking their photo and putting it in our article. Please, not to publish this article again and next time check what you read before you write. This site is a humor site. Nothing here is real.”
http://www.mediaite.com/online/brazilian-satirical-paper-tricks-american-news-outlets-into-believing-3d-pregnancy-story/
Nov 3, 2010 1:43pm
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Nov 3, 2010 1:55 PM
That one might be fake, but girls can catch gonorrhea by riding on tractors in their swimsuits.
Nov 3, 2010 1:55pm
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Nov 3, 2010 2:12 PM
enigmaax;543780 wrote:I'm gonna pretend you didn't post this. It would help if you'd delete it....you aren't breaking any news, you're just kind of dampening our spirits.
LOL, done!;)
Nov 3, 2010 2:12pm
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Nov 3, 2010 3:57 PM
Actually, this was an elaborate scheme for a couple of black guys who wanted to get laid. They put the glasses on the ladies, slip everone a half rufie, and while they are watching the film......slips in the big one.

They guys all think it was overated, But the girls think it was just like being in the room and doing it with em.....
Nov 3, 2010 3:57pm