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Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Oct 17, 2010 10:46pm
While pumping gas into the wife's car tonight the guy on the opposite side of my pump totally let one rippppppp. Rude or not rude? It really startled me.
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Sonofanump
Oct 17, 2010 10:48pm
Is that some sort of new slang for a threeway?
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Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Oct 17, 2010 10:49pm
^^^lol lol lol lol lol
Stiffman
Posts: 512
Oct 17, 2010 11:00pm
Threeway???? I think the farter wanted him all to himself!
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Fly4Fun
Posts: 7,730
Oct 17, 2010 11:01pm
Be Nice;523686 wrote:While pumping gas into the wife's car tonight the guy on the opposite side of my pump totally let one rippppppp. Rude or not rude? It really startled me.
Sonofanump;523694 wrote:Is that some sort of new slang for a threeway?
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Timber
Posts: 935
Oct 17, 2010 11:15pm
Better to bare the shame...
Than bare the pain.
Than bare the pain.
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Oct 17, 2010 11:15pm
hahahah that is great i wouldve had to give the guy an high five or just started laughing really hard
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Oct 17, 2010 11:21pm
And ruin one of the greatest smells ever, rude
Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
Oct 18, 2010 4:30am
Feathering the throttle.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Oct 18, 2010 8:58am
A few years ago, I was at the local Krogers with Mrs. Advocate and some ol dude walks right past us an cranks off a 7 or 8 step fart. (Larry the cable guy refers to this as "da walkin farts")
The wife and I were looking at each other in disbelief watching this ol guy stop and sniff his handywork ( he had this weird satisfied look on his face)
I picked a 4 pack of Charmin off the shelf and threw it down the aisle, just missing his right shoulder.
He looked at us stunned and asked "why the hell did you thow that at me"??!!
I started laughing and replied "I figured you needed it"
The wife and I were looking at each other in disbelief watching this ol guy stop and sniff his handywork ( he had this weird satisfied look on his face)
I picked a 4 pack of Charmin off the shelf and threw it down the aisle, just missing his right shoulder.
He looked at us stunned and asked "why the hell did you thow that at me"??!!
I started laughing and replied "I figured you needed it"
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WebFire
Posts: 14,779
Oct 18, 2010 9:56am
I can't believe a guy is complaining about another guy farting in the outdoors. What the hell man?
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Oct 18, 2010 10:15am
I would have quickly tried to work one up and return the favor.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Oct 18, 2010 12:16pm
what better place to let gas? 
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Oct 18, 2010 1:05pm
.darbypitcher22;523878 wrote:I would have quickly tried to work one up and return the favor.
This is an epidemic standing shoulder to shoulder at the urinal......
bucks36
Posts: 182
Oct 18, 2010 3:28pm
Nothing more hilarious than a perfectly timed fart.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Oct 18, 2010 3:43pm
This is extremely dangerous according to OSHA
Stiffman
Posts: 512
Oct 18, 2010 4:53pm
I saw a couple of hot chicks in the parking lot at wal-mart today. I farted at them but they kept walking. I guess that slang thing isn't true.
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said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Oct 18, 2010 9:04pm
Perfect time to cut in front of him in-line waiting to pay and bomb him.
atomica600
Posts: 242
Oct 19, 2010 12:55am
I have a very distinct memory from when I was about 10 years old. My dad and I were standing in the check out line at Big Lots and he rips the loudest, most obnoxious fart I had ever heard. The smell made my eyes water, something along the lines of burnt rubber and sulfur. Anyways, maybe 5 seconds later this 70 year old woman walks up and gets in line behind us. Upon walking into the vapors, she exclaims "Holy F*****G Shit!" covers her nose, and walks away. The whole scene reinforced the respect that I have for my dad.
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Oct 19, 2010 1:00am
Had I been the old man I wouldve promptly picked up the closest can I could find and throw it right at your girl. And when you asked why I did it I wouldve said I figured she needed it.Devils Advocate;523846 wrote:A few years ago, I was at the local Krogers with Mrs. Advocate and some ol dude walks right past us an cranks off a 7 or 8 step fart. (Larry the cable guy refers to this as "da walkin farts")
The wife and I were looking at each other in disbelief watching this ol guy stop and sniff his handywork ( he had this weird satisfied look on his face)
I picked a 4 pack of Charmin off the shelf and threw it down the aisle, just missing his right shoulder.
He looked at us stunned and asked "why the hell did you thow that at me"??!!
I started laughing and replied "I figured you needed it"
quit being a dick hes an old man with a sense of humor.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Oct 19, 2010 8:08am
Had you thrown the can at us, My ol lady would have kicked the shit out of you douche boy.....Grow a set and grow the fuck up whole you are at it.mcburg93;524733 wrote:Had I been the old man I wouldve promptly picked up the closest can I could find and throw it right at your girl. And when you asked why I did it I wouldve said I figured she needed it.
quit being a dick hes an old man with a sense of humor.
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clickclickboom
Posts: 242
Oct 19, 2010 5:46pm
^^ ur ol lady woulda kicked the shit out of an old man? that sounds kinda awful
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Oct 19, 2010 6:03pm
mcburg93;524733 wrote:
quit being a dick hes an old man with a sense of humor.
N the toilet paper was part of the humor imo
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Oct 19, 2010 6:50pm
Fly4Fun;523726 wrote:/thread
I lol'd
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Oct 20, 2010 9:32pm
I don't know about while pumping gas but I am tearing my office up right now, paint is gonna start peeling. Must have been the leftovers!!