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Be Nice

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Oct 17, 2010 10:46 PM
While pumping gas into the wife's car tonight the guy on the opposite side of my pump totally let one rippppppp. Rude or not rude? It really startled me.
Oct 17, 2010 10:46pm
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Sonofanump

Oct 17, 2010 10:48 PM
Is that some sort of new slang for a threeway?
Oct 17, 2010 10:48pm
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Be Nice

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Oct 17, 2010 10:49 PM
^^^lol lol lol lol lol
Oct 17, 2010 10:49pm
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Stiffman

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Oct 17, 2010 11:00 PM
Threeway???? I think the farter wanted him all to himself!

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Oct 17, 2010 11:00pm
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Fly4Fun

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Oct 17, 2010 11:01 PM
Be Nice;523686 wrote:While pumping gas into the wife's car tonight the guy on the opposite side of my pump totally let one rippppppp. Rude or not rude? It really startled me.
Sonofanump;523694 wrote:Is that some sort of new slang for a threeway?

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Oct 17, 2010 11:01pm
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Timber

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Oct 17, 2010 11:15 PM
Better to bare the shame...
Than bare the pain.
Oct 17, 2010 11:15pm
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mcburg93

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Oct 17, 2010 11:15 PM
hahahah that is great i wouldve had to give the guy an high five or just started laughing really hard
Oct 17, 2010 11:15pm
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gerb131

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Oct 17, 2010 11:21 PM
And ruin one of the greatest smells ever, rude
Oct 17, 2010 11:21pm
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Chesapeake

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Oct 18, 2010 4:30 AM
Feathering the throttle.
Oct 18, 2010 4:30am
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Devils Advocate

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Oct 18, 2010 8:58 AM
A few years ago, I was at the local Krogers with Mrs. Advocate and some ol dude walks right past us an cranks off a 7 or 8 step fart. (Larry the cable guy refers to this as "da walkin farts")

The wife and I were looking at each other in disbelief watching this ol guy stop and sniff his handywork ( he had this weird satisfied look on his face)

I picked a 4 pack of Charmin off the shelf and threw it down the aisle, just missing his right shoulder.

He looked at us stunned and asked "why the hell did you thow that at me"??!!

I started laughing and replied "I figured you needed it"
Oct 18, 2010 8:58am
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WebFire

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Oct 18, 2010 9:56 AM
I can't believe a guy is complaining about another guy farting in the outdoors. What the hell man?
Oct 18, 2010 9:56am
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darbypitcher22

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Oct 18, 2010 10:15 AM
I would have quickly tried to work one up and return the favor.
Oct 18, 2010 10:15am
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vball10set

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Oct 18, 2010 12:16 PM
what better place to let gas? :p
Oct 18, 2010 12:16pm
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Thread Bomber

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Oct 18, 2010 1:05 PM
darbypitcher22;523878 wrote:I would have quickly tried to work one up and return the favor.
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This is an epidemic standing shoulder to shoulder at the urinal......
Oct 18, 2010 1:05pm
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bucks36

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Oct 18, 2010 3:28 PM
Nothing more hilarious than a perfectly timed fart.
Oct 18, 2010 3:28pm
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Tiernan

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Oct 18, 2010 3:43 PM
This is extremely dangerous according to OSHA
Oct 18, 2010 3:43pm
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Stiffman

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Oct 18, 2010 4:53 PM
I saw a couple of hot chicks in the parking lot at wal-mart today. I farted at them but they kept walking. I guess that slang thing isn't true.

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Oct 18, 2010 4:53pm
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said_aouita

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Oct 18, 2010 9:04 PM
Perfect time to cut in front of him in-line waiting to pay and bomb him.
Oct 18, 2010 9:04pm
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atomica600

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Oct 19, 2010 12:55 AM
I have a very distinct memory from when I was about 10 years old. My dad and I were standing in the check out line at Big Lots and he rips the loudest, most obnoxious fart I had ever heard. The smell made my eyes water, something along the lines of burnt rubber and sulfur. Anyways, maybe 5 seconds later this 70 year old woman walks up and gets in line behind us. Upon walking into the vapors, she exclaims "Holy F*****G Shit!" covers her nose, and walks away. The whole scene reinforced the respect that I have for my dad.
Oct 19, 2010 12:55am
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Oct 19, 2010 1:00 AM
Devils Advocate;523846 wrote:A few years ago, I was at the local Krogers with Mrs. Advocate and some ol dude walks right past us an cranks off a 7 or 8 step fart. (Larry the cable guy refers to this as "da walkin farts")

The wife and I were looking at each other in disbelief watching this ol guy stop and sniff his handywork ( he had this weird satisfied look on his face)

I picked a 4 pack of Charmin off the shelf and threw it down the aisle, just missing his right shoulder.

He looked at us stunned and asked "why the hell did you thow that at me"??!!

I started laughing and replied "I figured you needed it"
Had I been the old man I wouldve promptly picked up the closest can I could find and throw it right at your girl. And when you asked why I did it I wouldve said I figured she needed it.

quit being a dick hes an old man with a sense of humor.
Oct 19, 2010 1:00am
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Devils Advocate

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Oct 19, 2010 8:08 AM
mcburg93;524733 wrote:Had I been the old man I wouldve promptly picked up the closest can I could find and throw it right at your girl. And when you asked why I did it I wouldve said I figured she needed it.

quit being a dick hes an old man with a sense of humor.
Had you thrown the can at us, My ol lady would have kicked the shit out of you douche boy.....Grow a set and grow the fuck up whole you are at it.
Oct 19, 2010 8:08am
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clickclickboom

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Oct 19, 2010 5:46 PM
^^ ur ol lady woulda kicked the shit out of an old man? that sounds kinda awful
Oct 19, 2010 5:46pm
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hasbeen

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Oct 19, 2010 6:03 PM
mcburg93;524733 wrote:
quit being a dick hes an old man with a sense of humor.

N the toilet paper was part of the humor imo
Oct 19, 2010 6:03pm
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Oct 19, 2010 6:50 PM
Fly4Fun;523726 wrote:/thread

I lol'd
Oct 19, 2010 6:50pm
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Oct 20, 2010 9:32 PM
I don't know about while pumping gas but I am tearing my office up right now, paint is gonna start peeling. Must have been the leftovers!!
Oct 20, 2010 9:32pm