Cat Food Flambe'
Posts: 1,230
Oct 16, 2010 11:59pm
“Fingernails on the blackboard” Department…
OK – you get to program the jukebox or mix tape for the sound system in Hell. What songs do you choose for that ex-girlfriend who cheated on you AND gave you herpes that she caught from him?
“Anything by” entries are not acceptable and are submitted only by cowardly former Bubblegum fans. You need to put some thought into this!
Some suggestions (in no particular order except for number one):
#1 - Sugar Sugar – the Archies
Other “strong” (“strong” as in “rank”) candidates:
Achy Breaky Heart – Billy Ray Cyrus
Born In The USA – Bruce Springsteen
You Light Up My Life – Debby Boone
Seasons In the Sun – Terry Jacks
Billy Don’t Be a Hero – Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods
Elton John – Philadelphia Freedom
Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You
Too Much Heaven – The Bee Gees
Heart Of Glass – Blondie (the original version – a reggae number – was GOOD!)
Lee Greenwood – God Bless The USA
Heartlight – Neil Diamond
Starship – We Built This City
Christopher Cross – Sailing
The Beatles – Octopus’ Garden
OK – you get to program the jukebox or mix tape for the sound system in Hell. What songs do you choose for that ex-girlfriend who cheated on you AND gave you herpes that she caught from him?
“Anything by” entries are not acceptable and are submitted only by cowardly former Bubblegum fans. You need to put some thought into this!
Some suggestions (in no particular order except for number one):
#1 - Sugar Sugar – the Archies
Other “strong” (“strong” as in “rank”) candidates:
Achy Breaky Heart – Billy Ray Cyrus
Born In The USA – Bruce Springsteen
You Light Up My Life – Debby Boone
Seasons In the Sun – Terry Jacks
Billy Don’t Be a Hero – Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods
Elton John – Philadelphia Freedom
Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You
Too Much Heaven – The Bee Gees
Heart Of Glass – Blondie (the original version – a reggae number – was GOOD!)
Lee Greenwood – God Bless The USA
Heartlight – Neil Diamond
Starship – We Built This City
Christopher Cross – Sailing
The Beatles – Octopus’ Garden
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Oct 17, 2010 1:40am
Songs On The Jukebox From Hell:
Macarena - Los Del Rios
Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
Believe - Cher
The Sign - Ace Of Base
We Built This City - Starship
Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now - Starship
Mickey - can't think of her name
More Than Words - Extreme
867-5309 - that one guy that had this one hit
Love Shack - B-52's
MMMBop - Hanson
She Bangs - Ricky Martin
I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Buckeye Battle Cry
Across the Field
Hang on Sloopy
Macarena - Los Del Rios
Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
Believe - Cher
The Sign - Ace Of Base
We Built This City - Starship
Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now - Starship
Mickey - can't think of her name
More Than Words - Extreme
867-5309 - that one guy that had this one hit
Love Shack - B-52's
MMMBop - Hanson
She Bangs - Ricky Martin
I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Buckeye Battle Cry
Across the Field
Hang on Sloopy
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Oct 18, 2010 10:17am
Tiny Bubbles
Sweet Caroline-Neil Diamond
Party In the USA-Miley Cyrus
Sweet Caroline-Neil Diamond
Party In the USA-Miley Cyrus
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Oct 18, 2010 9:08pm
Anything by the Eagles.
No, seriously.
No, seriously.
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raiderbuck
Posts: 1,623
Oct 18, 2010 9:17pm
What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones
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Gardens35
Posts: 4,929
Oct 18, 2010 9:26pm
Muskrat Love.
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Oct 18, 2010 10:03pm
Su Su Sudio.......Phil Collins
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Oct 18, 2010 10:17pm
Achy Breaky Heart
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Oct 18, 2010 10:17pm
fireflies-owl city
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Oct 18, 2010 10:23pm
Anything by Conway Twitty
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Oct 19, 2010 2:13am
Fab1b;524544 wrote:Anything by Conway Twitty
GTFO! And way to follow the thread rules ya bag o'douche!
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Oct 19, 2010 7:35am
That one song by Kesha where she mentions brushing her teeth with a bottle of jack.
zambrown
Posts: 1,093
Oct 19, 2010 1:05pm
GoChiefs;522565 wrote:Songs On The Jukebox From Hell:
Macarena - Los Del Rios
Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
Believe - Cher
The Sign - Ace Of Base
We Built This City - Starship
Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now - Starship
Mickey - can't think of her name
More Than Words - Extreme
867-5309 - that one guy that had this one hit
Love Shack - B-52's
MMMBop - Hanson
She Bangs - Ricky Martin
I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Buckeye Battle Cry
Across the Field
Hang on Sloopy
You have some outstanding choices here, in particular the bottom three!
Seriously though, between CFF and you, you nailed some of the most annoying songs ever written!
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Oct 19, 2010 1:25pm
Oh cry me a river all his shit sucked and my dad used to listen to him growing up so again ANYTHING BY CONWAY TWITTY ASS!!GoChiefs;524775 wrote:GTFO! And way to follow the thread rules ya bag o'douche!
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Oct 19, 2010 1:44pm
ran across "99Luftballoons" on XM44 today. Please add immediately.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Oct 19, 2010 2:22pm
Since I fully plan to be in hell, I'm programming it with all sorts of metal, from Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath to Norwegian black metal and other stuff. And then listen to it while I torment the lesser souls.
That is all the planning I've done for my future. Hope it all pans out!
That is all the planning I've done for my future. Hope it all pans out!