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Oct 16, 2010 11:59 PM
“Fingernails on the blackboard” Department…

OK – you get to program the jukebox or mix tape for the sound system in Hell. What songs do you choose for that ex-girlfriend who cheated on you AND gave you herpes that she caught from him?

“Anything by” entries are not acceptable and are submitted only by cowardly former Bubblegum fans. You need to put some thought into this!

Some suggestions (in no particular order except for number one):

#1 - Sugar Sugar – the Archies

Other “strong” (“strong” as in “rank”) candidates:
Achy Breaky Heart – Billy Ray Cyrus
Born In The USA – Bruce Springsteen
You Light Up My Life – Debby Boone
Seasons In the Sun – Terry Jacks
Billy Don’t Be a Hero – Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods
Elton John – Philadelphia Freedom
Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You
Too Much Heaven – The Bee Gees
Heart Of Glass – Blondie (the original version – a reggae number – was GOOD!)
Lee Greenwood – God Bless The USA
Heartlight – Neil Diamond
Starship – We Built This City
Christopher Cross – Sailing
The Beatles – Octopus’ Garden
Oct 16, 2010 11:59pm
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Oct 17, 2010 1:40 AM
Songs On The Jukebox From Hell:

Macarena - Los Del Rios
Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
Believe - Cher
The Sign - Ace Of Base
We Built This City - Starship
Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now - Starship
Mickey - can't think of her name
More Than Words - Extreme
867-5309 - that one guy that had this one hit
Love Shack - B-52's
MMMBop - Hanson
She Bangs - Ricky Martin
I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Buckeye Battle Cry
Across the Field
Hang on Sloopy
Oct 17, 2010 1:40am
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Oct 18, 2010 10:17 AM
Tiny Bubbles
Sweet Caroline-Neil Diamond
Party In the USA-Miley Cyrus
Oct 18, 2010 10:17am
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said_aouita

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Oct 18, 2010 9:08 PM
Anything by the Eagles.


No, seriously.
Oct 18, 2010 9:08pm
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raiderbuck

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Oct 18, 2010 9:17 PM
What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones
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Oct 18, 2010 9:26 PM
Muskrat Love.
Oct 18, 2010 9:26pm
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killdeer

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Oct 18, 2010 10:03 PM
Su Su Sudio.......Phil Collins
Oct 18, 2010 10:03pm
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Achy Breaky Heart
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fireflies-owl city
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Fab1b

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Oct 18, 2010 10:23 PM
Anything by Conway Twitty
Oct 18, 2010 10:23pm
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Oct 19, 2010 2:13 AM
Fab1b;524544 wrote:Anything by Conway Twitty

GTFO! And way to follow the thread rules ya bag o'douche!
Oct 19, 2010 2:13am
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Oct 19, 2010 7:35 AM
That one song by Kesha where she mentions brushing her teeth with a bottle of jack.
Oct 19, 2010 7:35am
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Oct 19, 2010 1:05 PM
GoChiefs;522565 wrote:Songs On The Jukebox From Hell:

Macarena - Los Del Rios
Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
Believe - Cher
The Sign - Ace Of Base
We Built This City - Starship
Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now - Starship
Mickey - can't think of her name
More Than Words - Extreme
867-5309 - that one guy that had this one hit
Love Shack - B-52's
MMMBop - Hanson
She Bangs - Ricky Martin
I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Buckeye Battle Cry
Across the Field
Hang on Sloopy

You have some outstanding choices here, in particular the bottom three! ;-P Seriously though, between CFF and you, you nailed some of the most annoying songs ever written!
Oct 19, 2010 1:05pm
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Oct 19, 2010 1:25 PM
GoChiefs;524775 wrote:GTFO! And way to follow the thread rules ya bag o'douche!
Oh cry me a river all his shit sucked and my dad used to listen to him growing up so again ANYTHING BY CONWAY TWITTY ASS!! :)
Oct 19, 2010 1:25pm
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Oct 19, 2010 1:44 PM
ran across "99Luftballoons" on XM44 today. Please add immediately.
Oct 19, 2010 1:44pm
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Oct 19, 2010 2:22 PM
Since I fully plan to be in hell, I'm programming it with all sorts of metal, from Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath to Norwegian black metal and other stuff. And then listen to it while I torment the lesser souls.

That is all the planning I've done for my future. Hope it all pans out!
Oct 19, 2010 2:22pm