John Madden will probably die of a heart attack today (but as a happy man)

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Oct 7, 2010 12:20pm
Deadspin will be releasing the infamous Brett Favre Crocshots today. Guaranteed John Madden has been sitting on deadspin all day hitting refresh.
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Oct 7, 2010 12:21pm
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Oct 7, 2010 12:32pm
Pics of Farve's penis? I'll pass.
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Oct 7, 2010 12:34pm
From Deadspin comments on the article previewing the eventual full cock disclosure:

And tomorrow we discover the horrid things that happen when 1,000 sportswriters have kept one dick in their mouths for over a decade...

It's gonna be a raisin.
That has to be one hell of an emotional roller coaster.

(24 hours ago) "Brett, we're getting Randy Moss!'
"Awesome."
(45 min. ago) "Brett, the dick pics you sent Jenn Sterger are going online and your wife will probably divorce you. Especially since there are voice mails that are clearly you."
"Not awesome."
And from Wes.
So I was just sitting here thinking "Oh, man, it's so great I'm off of work tomorrow" because of this. And then I realized that I'm happy because that means I can look at pictures of Brett Favre's cock without the possibility of pesky co-workers peering over my shoulder. And now I just feel bad about my life.
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Oct 7, 2010 12:35pm
It'll be interesting to see what happens from here. When this first broke Favre's team/ESPN successfully killed it, that might all change now that there is some supposed "proof".
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Oct 7, 2010 12:38pm
I thought John Madden was already dead.
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Oct 7, 2010 1:39pm
Yikes. Just went to the site and the preview makes me squeamish. Will be avoiding deadspin for the day.
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Oct 7, 2010 2:27pm
video is up on deadspin now.
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Oct 7, 2010 2:34pm
Penises are ugly.

And those voicemails are creepy.
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Oct 7, 2010 3:42pm
This is gonna be a great day to watch ESPN.
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Oct 7, 2010 3:45pm
Sterger is not even hot. You'd think Favre could do better than this.
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Oct 7, 2010 4:38pm
LOLZ.

brett is a horny old man. love it.
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Oct 7, 2010 8:14pm
Against my better judgement I watched the video (that doesn't make me gay, does it?) on deadspin.

Poor Brett.

He was given this as an arm:


And this as a dangle:
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Oct 7, 2010 8:42pm
^ Fag
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Oct 7, 2010 8:50pm
Awww...