wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Sep 29, 2010 5:02pm
The reds dot com thread got me thinking about some funny metaphors....list em.
I'd like to bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball.
I'd like to bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball.
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Timber
Posts: 935
Sep 29, 2010 5:07pm
Foghorn Leghorn: "I say, that boy is about as quiet as a caterpiller in a moss patch with his tennis shoes on... sneakers that is."
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Sep 29, 2010 5:10pm
I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Sep 29, 2010 5:11pm
like a monkey fucking a skunk, i've had enough.
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Sep 29, 2010 5:11pm
I'm gonna beat him like a rented mule.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Sep 29, 2010 5:14pm
For crossing the street:
Lets make like Jesus and cross
Lets make like Jesus and cross
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Sep 29, 2010 5:17pm
From The Naked Gun..
Like a midget at a urinal....I was going to have to stay on my toes.
Like a midget at a urinal....I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Timber
Posts: 935
Sep 29, 2010 5:19pm
I'm off like a prom dress!
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Sep 29, 2010 5:22pm
Snot loves penis like a fat kid loves cake.
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Sep 29, 2010 5:24pm
I could probably list just about any Lil Wayne lyrics and there will be some interesting ones in there.
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Sep 29, 2010 6:31pm
My granmother used to have one: She called me everything but a white woman.
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rugbywrestler
Posts: 462
Sep 29, 2010 9:22pm
Lets bounce like double Ds
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Sep 29, 2010 9:34pm
this looks like a bunch of monkeys trying to fuck a football.....
colder than a well diggers ass
colder than a witches tit in a brass bra
shivering like a dog shittin razor blades
hotter than a 2 dollar whore on nickle night
colder than a well diggers ass
colder than a witches tit in a brass bra
shivering like a dog shittin razor blades
hotter than a 2 dollar whore on nickle night
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Sep 29, 2010 9:45pm
Sweating like a whore in church
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Sep 29, 2010 11:57pm
You guys do realize that these are all similes right?
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Sep 29, 2010 11:59pm
She's the town bike
redfalcon
Posts: 1,088
Sep 30, 2010 12:58am
Sweating like a priest at a little league game
Out like a one legged man in a butt kicking contest
In response to Having fun yet? More fun than I can have without being forced to cuddle afterwards.
Out like a one legged man in a butt kicking contest
In response to Having fun yet? More fun than I can have without being forced to cuddle afterwards.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Sep 30, 2010 1:47am
These aren't metaphors.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Sep 30, 2010 7:12am
Shivering like a dog trying to shit out a peach seed.
Sweating like a pregnant nun at confession.
Sweating like a pregnant nun at confession.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Sep 30, 2010 10:28am
IWP, I already told them that.
Mine, while weak, is the only true metaphor on here.
Mine, while weak, is the only true metaphor on here.