Best joke I've heard in a while

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gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Sep 28, 2010 1:58pm
A man escapes from prison where was has been locked up for 17 years. He breaks in to a house to steal money and guns. Inside he finds a young couple laying in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowners wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there the husband whispers over to the wife "listen this guys an escaped convict look at the jumpsuit. He has probably spent a ton of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex don't resist, don't complain..do whatever he tells you, satisfy him no matter how much it disgusts you. This guy is obviously very dangerous, he'll kill us both if you don't cooperate. Be strong honey I love you." His wife responds "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he is gay and thinks you are cute and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him in the bathroom. Be strong."
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THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Sep 28, 2010 2:00pm
Funny.
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MontyBrunswick
Sep 29, 2010 1:09pm
I don't get it.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Sep 29, 2010 1:31pm
Old...really old.