homefield
Posts: 242
Sep 24, 2010 11:25pm
Has anyone ever dated a midget and if you have,What are the pros and cons of dating a little person even if it is only for one night.
How many of you would entertain this little lady for a day?
How many of you would entertain this little lady for a day?
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Scrawney
Posts: 93
Sep 24, 2010 11:27pm
mattinctown?
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Sep 24, 2010 11:39pm
yeah, nope. Not going to happen, ever. I'd say 5'5'' would be the shortest I'll go. 
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Sep 24, 2010 11:43pm
They could give you head standing up, I highly doubt midgets can deep throat though so it would be worthless
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Sep 24, 2010 11:57pm
My ex was short...not a midget...but she was like 4'11" or something crazy like that.
When the chick has small hands, a tiny snatch, and a little mouth...it's a great optical illusion that makes your cock look huge.
When the chick has small hands, a tiny snatch, and a little mouth...it's a great optical illusion that makes your cock look huge.
homefield
Posts: 242
Sep 25, 2010 12:03am
sherm03;496148 wrote:My ex was short...not a midget...but she was like 4'11" or something crazy like that.
When the chick has small hands, a tiny snatch, and a little mouth...it's a great optical illusion that makes your cock look huge.
I need to find myself a lady under 4'11 real soon.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 25, 2010 12:19am
My wife is 4'11". You can't have her, though. 
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Sep 25, 2010 12:45am
Aww, what happened to sharing? 
redfalcon
Posts: 1,088
Sep 25, 2010 1:16am
justincredible;496170 wrote:My wife is 4'11". You can't have her, though.
Why not? Everyone else has.
BA-ZING!!!
redfalcon
Posts: 1,088
Sep 25, 2010 1:16am
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redfalcon
Posts: 1,088
Sep 25, 2010 1:17am
And no way in HELL would I be doing the woman in the first picture.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Sep 25, 2010 1:38am
I'll pass.
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bwcomet89
Posts: 633
Sep 25, 2010 1:44am
Well since I'm 6'8" it would just be awkward since I'd be twice her size... so hell yeah as long as she's a hot midget! Not one of those far-from-proportionate midgets.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Sep 25, 2010 2:00am
I had a fling with a hot little latin chic who was 4'11". I'm pretty sure it isn't the same as banging a midget, but I've only seen like 30 seconds of midget porn before I puked (don't worry, the first 20 seconds were glorious).
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Sep 25, 2010 3:22am
The fact she's standing while blowing you while you're able to rest your beer on her head. That's the one-night reason. Beyond that...blah...
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Sep 25, 2010 7:04am
I did a chick that was like short but not midget short....it lasted one night, she was a few years older than me, but felt like it was some little kid. just didnt feel right haha.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Sep 25, 2010 8:15am
as long as she had a flat head to put my beer on, no teeth and pistol grip ears...why not?
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Sep 25, 2010 10:25am
Obviously, it wouldn't matter to me....I would pretty much do anything.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Sep 25, 2010 10:31am
homefield
Posts: 242
Sep 25, 2010 11:26am
Glory Days;496239 wrote:I did a chick that was like short but not midget short....it lasted one night, she was a few years older than me, but felt like it was some little kid. just didnt feel right haha.
If it didn't feel right then I bet you are not a school teacher.
homefield
Posts: 242
Sep 25, 2010 11:31am
justincredible;496170 wrote:My wife is 4'11". You can't have her, though.
I was thinking that a woman under 4' 6" would be best for me as long as she was over the age of 60 and didn't have manly hands.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Sep 25, 2010 11:32am
I'd do the Mom on Little People Big World in a heartbeat, you just know she's looking for some Big Love.
Darkon
Posts: 3,476
Sep 25, 2010 12:03pm
Wes's main squeeze.
I'm sorry Wes.
I know you were trying to keep her your little secret.LOL
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Sep 25, 2010 12:05pm
Why would I keep that a secret? She is smokin
Darkon
Posts: 3,476
Sep 25, 2010 12:11pm
wes_mantooth;496343 wrote:Why would I keep that a secret? She is smokin
HAHAha