derek bomar
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Sep 10, 2010 2:23pm
OneBuckeye
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Sep 10, 2010 2:24pm
safe for work?
j_crazy
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Sep 10, 2010 2:28pm
yes, and it is indeed totally badass.
THE4RINGZ
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Sep 10, 2010 2:28pm
YesOneBuckeye;478608 wrote:safe for work?
justincredible
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Sep 10, 2010 2:39pm
Glorious.
justincredible
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Sep 10, 2010 2:42pm
The only thing that I'd worry about is the bacon being gross by the time it's ready to cook. I mean, a frozen strip of bacon will thaw out pretty quickly.
Laley23
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Sep 10, 2010 2:42pm
Awesome. In addition to the Bacon, Page 2 of the article has some other awesome ideas for new alarm clocks.
Laley23
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Sep 10, 2010 2:43pm
justincredible;478636 wrote:The only thing that I'd worry about is the bacon being gross by the time it's ready to cook. I mean, a frozen strip of bacon will thaw out pretty quickly.
Next step is to have the Wake 'N' Bacon be a fridge until 1 hour before the alarm clock goes off!
Iliketurtles
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Sep 10, 2010 2:43pm
Haha that is fuckin awesome.
j_crazy
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Sep 10, 2010 2:46pm
justincredible;478636 wrote:The only thing that I'd worry about is the bacon being gross by the time it's ready to cook. I mean, a frozen strip of bacon will thaw out pretty quickly.
i'm worried about rancid meat, and also there seems to be a chance that the lamps stay on until you turn off the alarm. i can remember some drunken stupor college mornings where this would be a clear cut fire hazard.
BCBulldog
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Sep 10, 2010 2:47pm
I...must...have...one!
Heretic
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Sep 10, 2010 2:49pm
If I saw someone with one of these things, I'd have a strong compulsion to put a hunk of poo into it, so they'd get woken up by the smell of slow-roasted shit. It'd be the alternate-world upper-decker.
BCBulldog
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Sep 10, 2010 2:52pm
Heretic;478647 wrote:If I saw someone with one of these things, I'd have a strong compulsion to put a hunk of poo into it, so they'd get woken up by the smell of slow-roasted shit. It'd be the alternate-world upper-decker.
You must die.
j_crazy
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Sep 10, 2010 2:53pm
Heretic;478647 wrote:If I saw someone with one of these things, I'd have a strong compulsion to put a hunk of poo into it, so they'd get woken up by the smell of slow-roasted shit. It'd be the alternate-world upper-decker.
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BR1986FB
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Sep 10, 2010 2:59pm
Heretic;478647 wrote:If I saw someone with one of these things, I'd have a strong compulsion to put a hunk of poo into it, so they'd get woken up by the smell of slow-roasted shit. It'd be the alternate-world upper-decker.
Nice...people probably think I'm fucking insane because of how hard I'm laughing at work right now.
j_crazy
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Sep 10, 2010 3:12pm
BR1986FB;478660 wrote:Nice...people probably think I'm fucking insane because of how hard I'm laughing at work right now.
I know. right?
It's this part that gets me ROFLCOPTERING:
Heretic;478647 wrote:they'd get woken up by the smell of slow-roasted shit.
justincredible
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Sep 10, 2010 3:31pm
Laley23;478638 wrote:Next step is to have the Wake 'N' Bacon be a fridge until 1 hour before the alarm clock goes off!
We are discussing the idea at work. We want to build something with a fridge component above the cooking part that has a trap door that drops the chilled bacon onto the tray right before it starts cooking. Or even a fridge compartment that had a huge chunk of bacon that was sliced off of each morning so you didn't have to reload it every night.
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BR1986FB
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Sep 10, 2010 3:39pm
j_crazy;478676 wrote:I know. right?
It's this part that gets me ROFLCOPTERING:
Actually, it's not so much the concept of the shit oven that cracks me up as much as someone would be so fucking warped as to think of something that dastardly. I have the exact SAME mindset. Awesome.
j_crazy
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Sep 10, 2010 3:41pm
justincredible;478694 wrote:We are discussing the idea at work. We want to build something with a fridge component above the cooking part that has a trap door that drops the chilled bacon onto the tray right before it starts cooking. Or even a fridge compartment that had a huge chunk of bacon that was sliced off of each morning so you didn't have to reload it every night.
yes.... YES... more... MOAR!!!
Heretic
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Sep 10, 2010 3:42pm
It was the first thing I thought of after clicking on the article. Something about how that clock is designed to look like a pig just opened my mind to all sorts of evil thoughts. No matter how cool the concept of being woke up by the smell of bacon is, the thought of owning something that ass-ugly offends me.
j_crazy
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Sep 10, 2010 3:43pm
if they come out with a TV that makes sammiches, women are fucked...
justincredible
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Sep 10, 2010 3:45pm
j_crazy;478712 wrote:if they come out with a TV that makes sammiches, women are fucked...
Heh. I lol'd.