Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers

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power i
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Aug 30, 2010 12:08pm
Good news for me. :D
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THE4RINGZ
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Aug 30, 2010 12:19pm
Thank you for bringing this to light. I am forwarding the news story to my doctor so he will once and for all get off my ass.

I want a really cool 100th birthday cake.
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Mohican00
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Aug 30, 2010 12:29pm
fuck yeah, on my way to immortality
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Darkon
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Aug 30, 2010 12:33pm
I'm going to print this and leave it on the table with a note to the wife.
"Went To The Bar!"


Things are looking up.
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Heretic
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Aug 30, 2010 12:57pm
Hell yeah! I'm gonna live forever!!!!
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I Wear Pants
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Aug 30, 2010 1:55pm
Moderate drinking gets you the longest life. I'm going to live forever apparently.
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ernest_t_bass
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Aug 30, 2010 2:04pm
Apparently I should fall off the wagon?
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Aug 30, 2010 2:13pm
ernest_t_bass;466164 wrote:Apparently I should fall off the wagon?

You don't drink and you ride a cart.

R.I.P.
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Darkon
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Aug 30, 2010 2:15pm
ernest_t_bass;466164 wrote:Apparently I should fall off the wagon?

You would probably get run over by the wagon. LOL
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ernest_t_bass
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Aug 30, 2010 2:35pm
ZWICK 4 PREZ;466171 wrote:You don't drink and you ride a cart.

R.I.P.

Rode in a cart around The Country Club at Muirfield this weekend. It was sweet! Drinks were free though, so that sucked that I didn't partake :(
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wes_mantooth
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Aug 30, 2010 2:54pm
I have had a beer or two in my day...
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yobro08
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Aug 30, 2010 3:15pm
fuck yes!
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Rotinaj
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Aug 30, 2010 3:30pm
I don't buy it.
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berry
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Aug 30, 2010 4:30pm
Non drinkers are generally much poorer and eat themselves to an early grave.
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Cat Food Flambe'
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Aug 30, 2010 5:53pm
Living with a heavy drinker is what takes years off your life! :)
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Curly J
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Aug 30, 2010 6:52pm
Best news I have heard in a while.
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rugbywrestler
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Aug 30, 2010 7:03pm
Brilliant!
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Fly4Fun
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Aug 30, 2010 7:04pm
Time to go hit the bottle!
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tk421
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Aug 30, 2010 7:12pm
Not buying it.
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redfalcon
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Aug 30, 2010 8:35pm
I am immortal!
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Go4alOngbOmB
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Aug 31, 2010 12:37am
Stay thirsty my friends.....
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Darkon
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Aug 31, 2010 12:43am
Go4alOngbOmB;466712 wrote:Stay thirsty my friends.....

Nice!
Good beer.
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darbypitcher22
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Aug 31, 2010 8:15am
not sure how I feel about this. Guess I'll live a little longer than I would have had I never started drinking, but on the same hand I guess I'll die earlier than I would have had I been a hardcore booze hound.