
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Aug 26, 2010 1:29pm
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,600229,00.html?test=latestnews
Just outright disturbing, gross, heartwrenching for that family!!Boy Blistered After Licking Used Condom, Grandma Says
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Print ATLANTA — A Georgia woman said a weekend outing turned into a horrifying experience when her young grandson developed blisters after he found a used condom in their hotel room and put it in his mouth, myFOXdfw.com reported.
According to Carmen Jones, the incident happened on Aug. 1 at the Wyndham Gardens hotel in downtown Atlanta, where she had taken the boy and his cousin for a weekend of family fun.
Jones said at first glance room 329 looked perfectly clean, except that there was no soap and no towels.
The next morning, Jones said, she awoke to a horrifying scene.
"When I looked at my grandson, he had a used condom all down his throat — his tongue in it everything. And there was semen in the condom," she said.
Jones immediately took the condom out of the boy's mouth and called hotel management., she said.
Days later the child developed a fever, Jones said.
"That's when I had seen the open blisters inside of his mouth, inside of the bottom lip, all on his tongue," Jones said.
The boy is being tested for STDs and HIV but Jones' attorney said the family is awaiting the results before deciding how to proceed.

THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Aug 26, 2010 1:32pm
Yeah teach your kids from an early age not to play with random condoms they find laying around in sleazy hotels.
That is like parenting 101.
That is like parenting 101.

Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Aug 26, 2010 1:34pm
I don't think this is a sleezy hotel

THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Aug 26, 2010 1:36pm
OK at any hotel the used condoms found under the bed or in the corner are completely off limits.

Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Aug 26, 2010 1:38pm
I agree!! I just couldn't imagine the horror on grandmas face when she saw the rubber hanging out this kids pie hole!

THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Aug 26, 2010 1:40pm
True, true.

Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Aug 26, 2010 1:41pm
My first instinct upon reading this story was to laugh loud and long.
This comment didn't help matters. It's hard to type words when you're convulsing with laughter.Fab1b;462585 wrote:I agree!! I just couldn't imagine the horror on grandmas face when she saw the rubber hanging out this kids pie hole!

j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Aug 26, 2010 1:42pm
WOW. that is un nerving.

Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Aug 26, 2010 1:43pm
Well I tryHeretic;462589 wrote:My first instinct upon reading this story was to laugh loud and long.
This comment didn't help matters. It's hard to type words when you're convulsing with laughter.

j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Aug 26, 2010 1:44pm
i still can't get over the fact that people still use condoms...

Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Aug 26, 2010 1:47pm
j_crazy;462597 wrote:i still can't get over the fact that people still use condoms...
It's best to take precautions when banging an autistic chick you hooked up with on Craigslist.
Damn...the old one-arm Wendy's chick story just got DESTROYED by a new champion!

BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Aug 26, 2010 1:50pm
What ever happened to that door-to-door steak salesman? Didn't he bang a midget once?

THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Aug 26, 2010 1:51pm
Here is a real life drama from when this kid gets older...........
Kid's GF: "Baby let's take our relationship to the next level by making love all night long."
Kid: "Uhmm I can't I don't have any protection."
Kid's GF: "It's OK Baby, I am on the pill and you are a virgin, let's make love all night."
Kid: "No, I can't."
Kid's GF: "Why not Baby you say you love me, now show me how much."
Kid: "I can't I need protection."
Kid's GF: "No you don't let's just do this already."
Kid: "I have the herpes."
Kid's GF: "How can you have herpes you said you were a virgin?"
Kid: "It's complicated."
Kid's GF: "Just tell me!!!!!!! And if you have been lying all this time about being a virgin, I am so going to kick your ass."
Kid: "It's embarassing."
Kid's GF: "Just tell me, please?"
Kid: "OK when I was younger I swallowed a semen filled condom that I found on a hotel floor and I got the herpes."
Kid's GF: " WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? You did what? You sick fucker, I can't believe I was even considering haveing sex with you."
Kid: "No, it's OK, I just need a condom."
Kid's GF: "What so you can drink some semen out of it? GTFO of my life you fucking freak."
Kid's GF: "Baby let's take our relationship to the next level by making love all night long."
Kid: "Uhmm I can't I don't have any protection."
Kid's GF: "It's OK Baby, I am on the pill and you are a virgin, let's make love all night."
Kid: "No, I can't."
Kid's GF: "Why not Baby you say you love me, now show me how much."
Kid: "I can't I need protection."
Kid's GF: "No you don't let's just do this already."
Kid: "I have the herpes."
Kid's GF: "How can you have herpes you said you were a virgin?"
Kid: "It's complicated."
Kid's GF: "Just tell me!!!!!!! And if you have been lying all this time about being a virgin, I am so going to kick your ass."
Kid: "It's embarassing."
Kid's GF: "Just tell me, please?"
Kid: "OK when I was younger I swallowed a semen filled condom that I found on a hotel floor and I got the herpes."
Kid's GF: " WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? You did what? You sick fucker, I can't believe I was even considering haveing sex with you."
Kid: "No, it's OK, I just need a condom."
Kid's GF: "What so you can drink some semen out of it? GTFO of my life you fucking freak."

Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Aug 26, 2010 1:57pm
LOL ringz

GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Aug 26, 2010 1:57pm
Cheese and rice Ringz..ur killin' me lately! LMAO

j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Aug 26, 2010 1:59pm
i feel bad laughing, because it sounds like that is a real possibility.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Aug 26, 2010 2:07pm
Several years ago when my youngest son was about 8 years old, he was upstairs alone in his and his brothers bedroom. It was Christmas time and my oldest son would hide his candy in his dresser drawers. Obviously, the younger one had been in his brother's drawers, eating his candy. He came downstairs with a condom he had opened and taken out of the wrapper (but totally unused) and asked my husband "What kind of candy is this? It smells funny and doesn't look very good."
I miss the good ol' days when my boys where clueless.
I miss the good ol' days when my boys where clueless.

Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Aug 26, 2010 2:10pm
Eww my skin crawled reading that.

karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Aug 26, 2010 2:23pm
power i;462645 wrote:Obviously, the younger one had been in his brother's drawers
Disturbing.

justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Aug 26, 2010 2:23pm
Yeah, same here. Gross.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Aug 26, 2010 2:31pm
karen lotz;462652 wrote:Disturbing.
Got me good on that one.

gerb131
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Aug 26, 2010 4:41pm
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zambrown
Posts: 1,093
Aug 26, 2010 5:02pm
This. I don't think I've ever used the term "threw up in my mouth", but this story did it.Commander of Awesome;462646 wrote:Eww my skin crawled reading that.

Apple
Posts: 2,620
Aug 26, 2010 8:17pm
This story just isn't right. yech!

ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Oct 25, 2010 10:49am