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sportchampps
Posts: 7,361
Aug 16, 2010 10:54pm
Pick a team and list atleast one reason they won't win the superbowl.
I'll start with The J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets
The Reason: Sanchez
I'll start with The J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets
The Reason: Sanchez
wildcats20
Posts: 27,794
Aug 16, 2010 10:58pm
Cowboys: Romo
Or maybe just the O Line
Or maybe just the O Line
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Aug 16, 2010 11:08pm
The Jets: I'm a fan.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Aug 16, 2010 11:12pm
Cardinals-Matt Leinart
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sportchampps
Posts: 7,361
Aug 16, 2010 11:14pm
Kansas City Chiefs: The O-Line
Bears: Jay Cutler in a Mike Martz offense
Bears: Jay Cutler in a Mike Martz offense
CinciX12
Posts: 2,874
Aug 16, 2010 11:30pm
The Bengals: Inbred fan base.
I love you guys..
I love you guys..
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Aug 16, 2010 11:32pm
The Bengals.
They're the Bengals. The Browns have a more recent playoff victory and we took 3 years off.
They're the Bengals. The Browns have a more recent playoff victory and we took 3 years off.
Cleveland Buck
Posts: 5,126
Aug 16, 2010 11:52pm
Browns. 6 wins isn't enough to get into the playoffs.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Aug 17, 2010 12:23am
Detroit
Its Detroit
Its Detroit
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Aug 17, 2010 1:06am
Pittsburgh: Polamalu only returns two interceptions for a TD in the go to game. Jeff Reed misses a tackle in the closing seconds to let some schmuck take it to the house for the win.
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Aug 17, 2010 1:14am
the Browns: it would upset the natural balance of the universe if these perennial losers made the playoffs, much less the Super Bowl, which they have never sniffed.
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mattinctown
Aug 17, 2010 1:54am
Eagles: because Michael Vick is a douche and doesn't deserve it
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Aug 17, 2010 2:57am
Steelers because their qb is a rapist
in all seriousness, the steelers, who's starting qb is a rapist!
in all seriousness, the steelers, who's starting qb is a rapist!
Automatik
Posts: 14,632
Aug 17, 2010 3:16am
Pittsburgh, I just don't think their O-line can get it done.
Cleveland.....easy explanation, its Cleveland.
Cleveland.....easy explanation, its Cleveland.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Aug 17, 2010 9:30am
Steelers because they all have AIDS and wont' make it 16 weeks
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Aug 17, 2010 9:39am
CIN because of Palmer
BAL because of Flacco
CLE because they don't even have a QB
BAL because of Flacco
CLE because they don't even have a QB
killer_ewok
Posts: 11,379
Aug 17, 2010 9:43am
Cleveland.....because they frequently get raped by the Steelers QB.....so they must have AIDS too. And woman beating rapist, race card playing, advisor to young athletes who disgrace Ohio AND actor extraordinaire Jim Brown ain't walkin' through that door to save you folks.
And for the same reason that auto stated.
And for the same reason that auto stated.
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
Aug 17, 2010 9:49am
killer_ewok;453936 wrote:Cleveland.....because they frequently get raped by the Steelers QB.....so they must have AIDS too. And woman beating rapist, race card playing, advisor to young athletes who disgrace Ohio AND actor extraordinaire Jim Brown ain't walkin' through that door to save you folks.
And for the same reason that auto stated.
Because Jim Brown is somehow as relevant as Rapelisberger?
Fail?
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Aug 17, 2010 10:02am
Pittsburgh because their fans and players are too busy fucking their sisters and large farm animals.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Aug 17, 2010 10:07am
Guess this thread's been completely derailed. Might as well add to the fun! 
Cleveland -- because it's hard for fans to cheer and players to play when they're constantly applying Vagisil to their sore, infested pussies.
Cleveland -- because it's hard for fans to cheer and players to play when they're constantly applying Vagisil to their sore, infested pussies.
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Scrawney
Posts: 93
Aug 17, 2010 10:47am
Tampa - the whole team sucks
killer_ewok
Posts: 11,379
Aug 17, 2010 11:17am
BR1986FB;453952 wrote:Pittsburgh because their fans and players are too busy fucking their sisters and large farm animals.
I don't have any siblings. Don't live near any farms either.
killer_ewok
Posts: 11,379
Aug 17, 2010 11:20am
lhslep134;453940 wrote:Because Jim Brown is somehow as relevant as Rapelisberger?
Fail?
Greatest Cleveland Brown ever (who is still revered by Cleveland fans) was as big of a piece of shit as Ben. Apples to apples. But we can get current......Shawn Rogers shoots AIDS out of guns. At people. In airplanes. While eating White Castle.
killer_ewok
Posts: 11,379
Aug 17, 2010 11:21am
Heretic;453957 wrote:Guess this thread's been completely derailed. Might as well add to the fun!
Cleveland -- because it's hard for fans to cheer and players to play when they're constantly applying Vagisil to their sore, infested pussies.
Pussies is an offensive word.
Say twats.
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sportchampps
Posts: 7,361
Aug 17, 2010 11:31am
and this is why the site sucks sometimes