this guy is in the crazy pool with Footwedge. This is way crazier than gibby

This gets you banning points today

Two Taliban walk into a bar.
They see a woman in a short dress and they say
“Woman you insult the Prophet by dressing as a whore” they lop off her nose
They see a man drinking at the bar and they say
‘”Unbeliever you insult the Prophet by drinking alcohol,” they cut off his hands
They see the bartender holding a bottle of whiskey and they say
“Infidel you insult the Prophet by serving this poison, they decapitate him
They see I Wear Pants at the bar and they recognize and say
“Brother, thank you for telling everyone we are not such bad guys,” and they all sit around and drink goats milk.