Having a few drinks after work while watching the first few innings of the Indians game. I got up to take a leak and I open the men's room door and it is as dark as night. The light switch is not working. The door has a closer and shuts behind me. Its like being blind. I decide I am not feeling my way to the urinal.

I go back out to the bar and all the locals get together and are trying to figure out what the problem is. We checked the breakers but no luck. Finally a decision is made to put a few candles in the men's room until we could figure out the problem. While we are getting the candles together an out of town couple comes in. His female companion sits down and he heads off to the bathroom.

I was going to say something but figured he would notice the problem on his own. I hear the door shut behind him while others are lighting a couple of candles at the bar to take back to the men's room. I don't hear the door open back up so who knows what became of him. One of the patrons takes the two lit candles back to the restroom.

Evidently the out of towner had somehow found his way to the urinal. When in walks a man with two candles in his hands. The out of towner walks out and comes back to the bar and jokes that a man came into the restroom to seduce him with a couple of candles in his hands. He said I thought he was about to sarinaid me. It was the source of many jokes and laughter for a Tuesday night.

Cool story broseph.

That actually is pretty funny.

More tomfoolery in Holmes County.

Is this what this site has become?

Actually it was just across the Holmes county in Tuscarawas county. I live just on the edge of the county. Its dry in east holmes.

WebFire;441103 wrote:Is this what this site has become?

A little bit of humor with no curse words or personal attacks. Sounds good to me. That may change though now that I mentioned this.

majorspark;441117 wrote:A little bit of humor with no curse words or personal attacks. Sounds good to me.

Me as well. Funny story.

The twist here is that the dude carrying the candles actually was trying to seduce him.




































And then the guy cut his head off.

I would have thought the same thing if a dude walked in on me peeing in the dark LOL

Sounds like Shanesville

No snow we go!;441133 wrote:Sounds like Shanesville

Yep. You must be familiar with the area.

majorspark;441136 wrote:Yep. You must be familiar with the area.

been to the brick town a time or two

No snow we go!;441143 wrote:been to the brick town a time or two

Who knows we may have crossed paths. If you don't mind me asking where are you from? Must be close by.

was waiting for the ghost story, oh well.

Ha ha - that would definitely be good for a laugh!

majorspark;441172 wrote:Who knows we may have crossed paths. If you don't mind me asking where are you from? Must be close by.

From the heart of T-County

Bricktown and Edelweis....FTW!!!

been to the edelweis only once....

I work literally 100 yards from the Bricktown Tavern

wes_mantooth;442077 wrote:I work literally 100 yards from the Bricktown Tavern

I assume it is not the church on the corner... lol

No snow we go!;442088 wrote:I assume it is not the church on the corner... lol

Maybe he is at the drive thru across the street.

majorspark;442095 wrote:Maybe he is at the drive thru across the street.

A drive thru... now that would be livin the dream.... One for you and one for me. LOL

lol...nah, brickyard.

It's a van that has "I HAVE CANDY" painted on the side, sets in front of the drive thru.

you caught me...