Having a few drinks after work while watching the first few innings of the Indians game. I got up to take a leak and I open the men's room door and it is as dark as night. The light switch is not working. The door has a closer and shuts behind me. Its like being blind. I decide I am not feeling my way to the urinal.
I go back out to the bar and all the locals get together and are trying to figure out what the problem is. We checked the breakers but no luck. Finally a decision is made to put a few candles in the men's room until we could figure out the problem. While we are getting the candles together an out of town couple comes in. His female companion sits down and he heads off to the bathroom.
I was going to say something but figured he would notice the problem on his own. I hear the door shut behind him while others are lighting a couple of candles at the bar to take back to the men's room. I don't hear the door open back up so who knows what became of him. One of the patrons takes the two lit candles back to the restroom.
Evidently the out of towner had somehow found his way to the urinal. When in walks a man with two candles in his hands. The out of towner walks out and comes back to the bar and jokes that a man came into the restroom to seduce him with a couple of candles in his hands. He said I thought he was about to sarinaid me. It was the source of many jokes and laughter for a Tuesday night.
majorspark
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Tue, Aug 3, 2010 11:10 PM
Aug 3, 2010 11:10 PM
Aug 3, 2010 11:10pm
