I'm back from my self imposed exile...

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Aug 3, 2010 3:42pm
33 days with out the Chatter. Yes there may be life outside the message boards (for those of you that have one)

This was a sex bet with Mrs Advocate. If I looked or posted, I win..... If I didn't... I win!

Damn I'm proud of myself. Tell me what the hell did I miss??
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Aug 3, 2010 3:45pm
I think we had 3 teacher/student hook-ups in July, our best month yet!!!
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Aug 3, 2010 3:45pm
Question....did she let you put it in da butt?
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Aug 3, 2010 3:48pm
CC... Ya otta know. every day is an orgy in Tipp!
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Aug 3, 2010 3:49pm
I noticed you hadn't been around lately but just thought you got arrested or something

Welcome back
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Aug 3, 2010 3:50pm
se-alum;440404 wrote:I think we had 3 teacher/student hook-ups in July, our best month yet!!!
Links or GTFO :)
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Aug 3, 2010 3:51pm
THE4RINGZ;440414 wrote:I noticed you hadn't been around lately but just thought you got arrested or something

Welcome back

This.
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Aug 3, 2010 3:51pm
Devils Advocate;440413 wrote:CC... Ya otta know. every day is an orgy in Tipp!
And the sheep are gettin pissed!
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Aug 3, 2010 3:52pm
THE4RINGZ;440414 wrote:I noticed you hadn't been around lately but just thought you got arrested or something

Welcome back
I am honered you noticed! (who the hell is this justin guy?)
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Aug 3, 2010 3:57pm
Devils Advocate;440424 wrote: (who the hell is this justin guy?)

mtrulz..just a new screen name.
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Aug 3, 2010 4:00pm
Man... I did miss alot..
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SnotBubbles
Aug 3, 2010 4:05pm
Sooo.....in order to get sex you had to stay off of Ohio Chatter?

I've only been married 6 years, but if this is what I have to look forward to.....I'm fucking going to my lawyer today.
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Aug 3, 2010 4:12pm
I hope there was at least one other hot chick involved when you settled the bet.
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Aug 3, 2010 4:28pm
SnotBubbles;440442 wrote:Sooo.....in order to get sex you had to stay off of Ohio Chatter?

I've only been married 6 years, but if this is what I have to look forward to.....I'm fucking going to my lawyer today.
Does a "fucking" lawyer specialize in divorce? and if so, does he or she represent the fucker, or the fuckee? and if you lose, does that make YOU the fuckee?



I cant believe that you are qualified to hire a lawyer snott. Hell, you cant even read.

I said "if I looked I won and if I didn't I won....... I would post you a diagram, But that would make this thread NSFW. Besides, who would want to see an old fat fucker havin monkey sex.
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Aug 3, 2010 4:29pm
So you "won" sex with a monkey or sex with a fat guy?
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Aug 3, 2010 4:34pm
I didn't say I wasn't kinky....
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Aug 3, 2010 5:42pm
Devils Advocate;440399 wrote:33 days with out the Chatter. Yes there may be life outside the message boards (for those of you that have one)

This was a sex bet with Mrs Advocate. If I looked or posted, I win..... If I didn't... I win!

Damn I'm proud of myself. Tell me what the hell did I miss??

I'm not going to out who you are, but an IP scan tells a completely different story
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Aug 3, 2010 5:45pm
LJ;440541 wrote:I'm not going to out who you are, but an IP scan tells a completely different story
BOOM
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Aug 3, 2010 6:44pm
Honestly, I don't understand. Why make a sex bet with your wife if you're already getting sex from her?? Unless it includes a sex act you've not yet enjoyed with her, it makes no sense.
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Aug 3, 2010 6:47pm
LJ;440541 wrote:I'm not going to out who you are, but an IP scan tells a completely different story

Busted! :)
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Aug 3, 2010 6:48pm
Hasn't posted since on this thread, guess your wife didn't realize you had an internet alter ego :)
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Aug 3, 2010 7:54pm
Ummm I guess I've been outed....... Just don't tell the wife. I like it in the kitchen :)
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Aug 3, 2010 7:55pm
Had to bust them balls, its all good you fooled her bro!! :)
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Aug 3, 2010 9:06pm
Isn't it time for you to take another vacation??
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Aug 3, 2010 11:41pm
DA-
hope you collected on the act before the little bird read this thread.

Welcome back...

:p