Finger in Butt Crack Sparks Knife Fight

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Jul 27, 2010 6:30 PM
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/072310-Finger-in-Butt-Crack-Sparks-Knife-Fight

According to a police report, the unnamed suspect rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering the suspect.

A fight ensued in which the suspect repeatedly hit the victim before grabbing a butcher knife and threatening to kill her. According to the report, the suspect said, "Are you ready to die?"

Article also contains a picture of what a butt crack might look like.
Jul 27, 2010 6:30pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Jul 27, 2010 7:06 PM
Crack kills.
Jul 27, 2010 7:06pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

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Jul 27, 2010 7:16 PM
If I could just slide a finger down the crack of that ass!
Jul 27, 2010 7:16pm
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CinciX12

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Jul 27, 2010 7:17 PM
I'm in favor of genocide starting at the IQ score of 100.
Jul 27, 2010 7:17pm
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sherm03

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Jul 27, 2010 9:08 PM
After reading that...sounds like the "victim" is a crack-head (no pun intended).
Jul 27, 2010 9:08pm
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Jul 27, 2010 9:46 PM
Steel Valley Football;433782 wrote:Crack kills.

Bitch I"m for real.
Jul 27, 2010 9:46pm
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gut

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Jul 28, 2010 12:15 AM
How does clenching the cheeks lead to your bed collapsing? That's some David Copperfield shit right there!
Jul 28, 2010 12:15am