Archive The A B C's of married sex....

Thread Bomber

Posts: 1,851

Jul 24, 2010 8:57am

Anniversary

Birthdays

Christmas

sherm03

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Jul 24, 2010 8:58am

So that's what I have to look forward to in 2 weeks, huh?

Emmett Brown

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Jul 24, 2010 9:02am

sherm03;431346 wrote:So that's what I have to look forward to in 2 weeks, huh?

Not really in 2 weeks maybe after the first kid.

OneBuckeye

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Jul 24, 2010 9:09am

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THE4RINGZ

Posts: 16,816

Jul 24, 2010 10:58am

If you are only getting it three times a year might I suggest you work on your skill set.

Thread Bomber

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Jul 24, 2010 11:07am

Not really..... I get laid all of the time. I'm just talkin about MARRIED sex....

THE4RINGZ

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Jul 24, 2010 11:46am

I was speaking in general terms not about you specifically.

Stiffman

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Jul 24, 2010 12:06pm

Here's why A B and C are so important to the married man

D - don't even think about it
E - Eh
F - Fuggetaboutit
G - God no or get off me
H - Headache aka Hell no
I - I don't think so
J - just hurry up then
K - kick rocks
L - like, no
M - move over
N - not tonight
O - on my period
P - period, remember
Q - quickie? i don't do quickies or quit it
R - really?
S - sick tonight
T - tired tonight
U - unable to perform list
V - very tired tonight
W - what's wrong with a, b and c?
X - it's your lucky day
Y - you've got to be kidding
Z - zero chance of sex tonight

Stiffman

Posts: 512

Jul 24, 2010 1:10pm

What the hell is wrong with me!

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jmog

Posts: 6,567

Jul 24, 2010 5:59pm

Maybe you guys are married to the wrong women

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My wife and I have sex pretty regularly, 3-5 times a week.

We have been married for 10.5 years, and have 3 kids under the age of 9 (9, 7, 4).

Stiffman

Posts: 512

Jul 24, 2010 7:22pm

I'm not a polygamist.

No matter how often it is, it's still not going to be enough for me. If I got it everyday, I'd complain that I don't get more than once a day!

#1DBag

Posts: 786

Jul 25, 2010 3:03pm

Fuck marriage.

Cat Food Flambe'

Posts: 1,230

Jul 26, 2010 12:21am

ccrunner609;431370 wrote:I will say it gets frustrating, especially after kids. Then in your mid 30's its gets really crazy again.

Wait till the kids move out. No kids, no worries about pregnancy, financial security, and the satisfaction of a job well done...

I'm telling you, the lady will just DRAG you in in the bedroom on the slightest pretext - or just savage you right there in the den.

It's wonderful....

THE4RINGZ

Posts: 16,816

Jul 26, 2010 12:55am

I will admit my wife seems to want it more than I do. I work all day at a company I own. Do stuff around the house in the evening, and take care of the six kids, I want to go to bed and sleep I am old and get tired.

She thinks it is play time. I need my rest. I will knock the shit out of that on the weekends, but tonight I am tired so let's just cuddle

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iluvz

Posts: 262

Jul 26, 2010 1:10am

I'd divorce you. All that stuff you do is well and good, but if you can't put out get out.

Red_Skin_Pride

Posts: 1,226

Jul 26, 2010 1:55am

iluvs, if you can post a full body shot, I think I might be up to the task and we can talk about our future marriage

krambman

Posts: 3,606

Jul 26, 2010 9:21am

Maybe I should send this to my sister who just got married on Saturday.

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Jul 26, 2010 11:09am

Who wants to bang the same chick EVERY night? lol.

Thread Bomber

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Jul 26, 2010 4:55pm

Up the Ass

In the Butt

never a shaved Cunt

No lips on the Dick......

Little Danny

Posts: 4,288

Jul 26, 2010 7:06pm

1 in 4 married couples sleep in separate beds

http://www.today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38410209/ns/today-the_new_york_times?GT1=43001

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jmog

Posts: 6,567

Jul 27, 2010 10:26pm

Thread Bomber;432856 wrote:Up the Ass

In the Butt

never a shaved Cunt

No lips on the Dick......

Man, again, wrong woman...

My answeres to all of those 4 are "wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong".

Maybe I just have the best wife on the planet, IDK.