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Jul 24, 2010 8:57 AM
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Jul 24, 2010 8:58 AM
So that's what I have to look forward to in 2 weeks, huh?
Jul 24, 2010 8:58am
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Emmett Brown

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Jul 24, 2010 9:02 AM
sherm03;431346 wrote:So that's what I have to look forward to in 2 weeks, huh?

Not really in 2 weeks maybe after the first kid.
Jul 24, 2010 9:02am
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Jul 24, 2010 9:09 AM
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Jul 24, 2010 9:09am
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Jul 24, 2010 10:58 AM
If you are only getting it three times a year might I suggest you work on your skill set.
Jul 24, 2010 10:58am
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Jul 24, 2010 11:07 AM
Not really..... I get laid all of the time. I'm just talkin about MARRIED sex....
Jul 24, 2010 11:07am
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Jul 24, 2010 11:46 AM
I was speaking in general terms not about you specifically.
Jul 24, 2010 11:46am
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Jul 24, 2010 12:06 PM
Here's why A B and C are so important to the married man

D - don't even think about it
E - Eh
F - Fuggetaboutit
G - God no or get off me
H - Headache aka Hell no
I - I don't think so
J - just hurry up then
K - kick rocks
L - like, no
M - move over
N - not tonight
O - on my period
P - period, remember
Q - quickie? i don't do quickies or quit it
R - really?
S - sick tonight
T - tired tonight
U - unable to perform list
V - very tired tonight
W - what's wrong with a, b and c?
X - it's your lucky day
Y - you've got to be kidding
Z - zero chance of sex tonight
Jul 24, 2010 12:06pm
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Stiffman

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Jul 24, 2010 1:10 PM
What the hell is wrong with me!
Jul 24, 2010 1:10pm
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jmog

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Jul 24, 2010 5:59 PM
Maybe you guys are married to the wrong women ;).

My wife and I have sex pretty regularly, 3-5 times a week.

We have been married for 10.5 years, and have 3 kids under the age of 9 (9, 7, 4).
Jul 24, 2010 5:59pm
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Jul 24, 2010 7:22 PM
I'm not a polygamist. :D
No matter how often it is, it's still not going to be enough for me. If I got it everyday, I'd complain that I don't get more than once a day!
Jul 24, 2010 7:22pm
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Jul 25, 2010 3:03 PM
Fuck marriage.
Jul 25, 2010 3:03pm
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Jul 26, 2010 12:21 AM
ccrunner609;431370 wrote:I will say it gets frustrating, especially after kids. Then in your mid 30's its gets really crazy again.

Wait till the kids move out. No kids, no worries about pregnancy, financial security, and the satisfaction of a job well done...

I'm telling you, the lady will just DRAG you in in the bedroom on the slightest pretext - or just savage you right there in the den.

It's wonderful.... :)
Jul 26, 2010 12:21am
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Jul 26, 2010 12:55 AM
I will admit my wife seems to want it more than I do. I work all day at a company I own. Do stuff around the house in the evening, and take care of the six kids, I want to go to bed and sleep I am old and get tired.

She thinks it is play time. I need my rest. I will knock the shit out of that on the weekends, but tonight I am tired so let's just cuddle
Jul 26, 2010 12:55am
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Jul 26, 2010 1:10 AM
I'd divorce you. All that stuff you do is well and good, but if you can't put out get out. :)
Jul 26, 2010 1:10am
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Jul 26, 2010 1:55 AM
iluvs, if you can post a full body shot, I think I might be up to the task and we can talk about our future marriage :D
Jul 26, 2010 1:55am
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Jul 26, 2010 9:21 AM
Maybe I should send this to my sister who just got married on Saturday.
Jul 26, 2010 9:21am
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ernest_t_bass

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Jul 26, 2010 11:09 AM
Who wants to bang the same chick EVERY night? lol.
Jul 26, 2010 11:09am
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Jul 26, 2010 4:55 PM
Up the Ass




In the Butt


never a shaved Cunt



No lips on the Dick......
Jul 26, 2010 4:55pm
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Jul 27, 2010 10:26 PM
Thread Bomber;432856 wrote:Up the Ass




In the Butt


never a shaved Cunt



No lips on the Dick......


Man, again, wrong woman...

My answeres to all of those 4 are "wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong".

Maybe I just have the best wife on the planet, IDK.
Jul 27, 2010 10:26pm