Best Headline Ever

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Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Jul 18, 2010 9:47pm
Saw this on another board. Actually has to do with college football and the University of South Carolina's AD issuing a statement regarding a player speaking to an agent. I just thought it was funny to see Cocks, bust and Hyman all in the headline.




http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/07/18/cocks-ad-hyman-busts-out-statement-on-ncaas-interest-in-gamecock-player/
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Swamp Fox
Posts: 2,218
Jul 18, 2010 9:53pm
I liked the "deep and far reachimg" part.
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jtownclassics
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Jul 18, 2010 10:01pm
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703

This one is pretty hilarious as well
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trackandccrunner
Posts: 1,283
Jul 19, 2010 8:27am
jtownclassics;426830 wrote:http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703

This one is pretty hilarious as well
This one is the best I've seen. In a long time and the first one I thought of when I saw the thread.
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Terry_Tate
Posts: 7,606
Jul 19, 2010 9:46am
jtownclassics;426830 wrote:http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703

This one is pretty hilarious as well

That one is a classic. My first thought was back at Arkansas a few years ago when Houston Nutt was coach. He had 2 QBs with the last names Dick and Johnson and the headline was "Nutt replaces Dick with Johnson". It got some good laughs on the old forum.
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fan_from_texas
Posts: 2,693
Jul 19, 2010 10:42am
My favorite of all time is when the weapons inspectors were reporting on Iraq:

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms


Here is a site with some other good ones:
http://www.alta.asn.au/events/altss_w2003_proc/altss/courses/somers/headlines.htm
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GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Jul 19, 2010 12:05pm
I can't remember where I saw it but yesterday I saw:

One-armed Man Charged With Unarmed Robbery.

And the guy's name was Lefty.