
2quik4u
Posts: 4,388
Jul 16, 2010 3:44pm

Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Jul 16, 2010 4:15pm
man he was looking like one of the all-time great talents for a few years
He wasn't any good at 29....now at 39 I'm sure he's awesome
He wasn't any good at 29....now at 39 I'm sure he's awesome

Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Jul 16, 2010 4:21pm
Penny was my dude.

osu45804
Posts: 6,188
Jul 16, 2010 4:37pm
We need more Lil' Penny commercials and less Kobe & LeBron puppet commercials

jpake1
Posts: 2,389
Jul 16, 2010 4:52pm
I think everybody is laughing at this, lol. He was horrible a few years ago at Miami, what's changed?? He got older? He said he's been playing rec ball, then saw all the studs sign together, and now thinks he would be good. So he's pretty much out of shape like us guys, and see's a great chance at a ring, and asks himself "why the fuck not try". Maybe pursue acting again Penny.
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mallymal614
Posts: 3,746
Jul 16, 2010 4:54pm
He did decent the last time he was with a heat. 39 years old is pushing it though.

Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Jul 16, 2010 4:55pm
Miami could use 1994-1996 Penny...not 2010-11 Penny
In similar news maybe Albert Belle and Mo Vaughn will try to sign with the Yankees
In similar news maybe Albert Belle and Mo Vaughn will try to sign with the Yankees

jpake1
Posts: 2,389
Jul 16, 2010 5:37pm
He was horrible with the Heat!! Give me a dleague guy.
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trackandccrunner
Posts: 1,283
Jul 16, 2010 6:02pm
Penny was the man back in the day... would be funny if he actually was signed. Maybe I should contact the Heat about getting on the team too.

jpake1
Posts: 2,389
Jul 16, 2010 6:10pm
Fuck, they can sign me. I won't challenge anybody for PT. I went to school for conflict resolution, so if chemistry becomes an issue, they can pay me to help them out. I'd take the min and agree to take the players to stripclubs on roadtrips, my treat.
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friendfromlowry
Posts: 6,239
Jul 16, 2010 7:12pm
All these fucking old guys are going to come out of the woodwork and try and leach a title or two off of the big three. Bob Ryan said maybe 'Zo and Tim Hardaway (who work in the front office of the Heat) could try and join, too. I also heard Shaq was trying to join the team.
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sportswizuhrd
Posts: 3,215
Jul 16, 2010 9:38pm
Its pretty obvious they will go with a bench of
Rony Seikaly
Grant Long
Bimbo Coles
Rory Sparrow
Voshon Lenard
Rony Seikaly
Grant Long
Bimbo Coles
Rory Sparrow
Voshon Lenard

Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Jul 16, 2010 10:21pm
Hardaway....Tim that is could probably still drill the 3

Strapping Young Lad
Posts: 2,453
Jul 16, 2010 11:15pm
This looks pretty pathetic on Penny's part. Give it up old man. It's over, let go, you're too old, nobody listens to techno....
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friendfromlowry
Posts: 6,239
Jul 17, 2010 12:31am
Actually, here's a proposal to the Miami Heat: Bring back the Bench Mob.
Anyone remember the bench mob - a bunch of scrubs who somehow were successful off the bench of the Sacramento Kings ten years ago. It consisted of Scot Pollard, Jon Barry, Darrick Martin, Lawrence Funderburke, Peja Stojakovic, Bill Wennington, etc.
I think Stojakovic is the only active player left, but I'm sure Charlotte or whoever he plays for would part ways with him!
Anyone remember the bench mob - a bunch of scrubs who somehow were successful off the bench of the Sacramento Kings ten years ago. It consisted of Scot Pollard, Jon Barry, Darrick Martin, Lawrence Funderburke, Peja Stojakovic, Bill Wennington, etc.
I think Stojakovic is the only active player left, but I'm sure Charlotte or whoever he plays for would part ways with him!
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mattinctown
Jul 17, 2010 12:44am
Is this a joke???????????

Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Jul 17, 2010 2:38pm
Word on the street is Glen Rice is also looking to come back. Hes just gonna stand at the 3 point line and the Heat will play 4 on 5 when on D.

justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Jul 17, 2010 3:15pm
Oh Anfernee. You crazy.

gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Jul 17, 2010 3:30pm
Tyra Banks fooh