Think about those things that you have done that was the first in your family…

As I think back here are a few of my first:

I was the first to be give up at birth in my family and given away to a sister (not many can say that)
I was the first to go to school in France (first grade)
I was the first to hide from my mom in WT Grants (first the have my ass whipped in public)
I was the first to eat ants (they where in the sugar bowl and I did see them.. brown ants blend in great with Sugar Pops
I was the first to catch a field on fire … (smoking) another ass whipping
I was the first to put my finger up a snow cone machine (almost lost the tip of my finger)
I was the first to shoot my cousin with a bow and arrow in the hand
I was the first to drive a tractor and a truck and a car at the age of 10 years old on a public road
I was the first to (recorded) punt a 50 yd in the air and additional 20 yd roll 7th grade football
I was the first to be arrested a 13 years old (illegal fire works), 15, 16, 17 … misdemeanors
I was the first to win a dance contest ( Oh! the Belly has moves)
I was the first to organize a toilet flushing prank that lowered the high school water pressure and broke the main water line. (never proven but still suspended from school 2 weeks)
I was the first for many girls (ok that just bragging) fair is fair one of those girls was my first
I was the first kick out of school (Elementary school fighting) (Jr. High and High school) Kick out of school for dressing up like Santa Claus …note: This became a yearly tradition
I was the first pole vaulter in the family
I was the first to be stabbed
I was the first to crash my Norton 750 into a Cop car (slid into really)
I was the first to be drafted
I was the first to jump from a plane
….Many first in the Army but will not go there…
I was the first to by a New Car 1971 Dodge Charge 383
I was to buy a computer
I was the first to go to College and graduate 2.5 GPA
I was the first to be a Teacher and a Coach
I was the first to buy a van 1976 Chevy Van
I was the first to have my Van stolen
I was the first to buy a Foreign Car 1978 Audi Fox
I was the first to sail from Perrysburg Harbor to Canada and back (no one else had a sail boat)
I was the first to apprehend a bank robber w/ gun
I was the first to watch my first daughter being born (one of the greatest first ever)
I was the first to reach 39 years of marriage ( it not over so I don't know how great this will be so far very good)

Ok I have more but you get the idea……….

List your first………… good and bad

That's a lot of firsts, belly! My surname ancestor came to this country in 1736 and I am the first to not be raised on a farm.

Good: I was the first to ridicule you for making a dumb thread.

Bad: I was the first to ridicule you for making a dumb thread.

I know of another first ...........

BRF;425280 wrote:That's a lot of firsts, belly! My surname ancestor came to this country in 1736 and I am the first to not be raised on a farm.

I know of another first...hahhahahahaa

dlazz;425322 wrote:Good: I was the first to ridicule you for making a dumb thread.

Bad: I was the first to ridicule you for making a dumb thread.

see your life is not shit you have standards...

I'm waiting for the first time Belly says something good about Obama.....







I'll prolly br ice skating in Hell....

I was the first of my immediate family to graduate from college.

I was the first of my " to move to California.

I WILL be the first of this generation to meet/greet relatives in Northamptonshire, England in September. (carrying the torch for Jack)

I find it funny that if a kid were to get 4 misdemeanors these days and suspended from school multiple times they'd have a terrible time trying to make something of them selves.

I lament the fact that things are taken so seriously anymore.

Kids bringing squirt guns to school get charged with crimes, etc. Seems insane.

I Wear Pants;425383 wrote:I find it funny that if a kid were to get 4 misdemeanors these days and suspended from school multiple times they'd have a terrible time trying to make something of them selves.

I lament the fact that things are taken so seriously anymore.

Kids bringing squirt guns to school get charged with crimes, etc. Seems insane.

It's because we need to beat kids more!

Belly35;425335 wrote:I know of another first...hahhahahahaa

I THINK I know where you are going with that!

CenterBHSFan;425387 wrote:It's because we need to beat kids more!

If you ever eat ants for breakfast ...that what turned my life around and the ass whipping with a cat of nine tails as a reminder of where my limitation should be.