
Mooney44Cards
Posts: 2,754
Jul 7, 2010 5:33pm
When I was a kid, it seemed like all that was advertised was products, toys, cereals, etc. Lately I feel like a good 60% of commercials are advertising completely ridiculous things that I would never want, need, or use. Yes, obviously there are people out there that do benefit from these commercials, but it just seems like WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE PRODUCTS?!!?
Consolidate your debt!
Injured?! Need a lawyer?! Call Douchebag & Fuckface!
Can't get a boner? Take this pill!
Don't vote for him, he raped a child!
You can save more money by switching your insurance to us! Ignore the fact that the competitor said the same exact thing!
I just find it annoying. I mean how many times are you REALLY going to switch insurance? Advertise some food or something, I'm ALWAYS eating!
What is your least favorite type of commercial?
Consolidate your debt!
Injured?! Need a lawyer?! Call Douchebag & Fuckface!
Can't get a boner? Take this pill!
Don't vote for him, he raped a child!
You can save more money by switching your insurance to us! Ignore the fact that the competitor said the same exact thing!
I just find it annoying. I mean how many times are you REALLY going to switch insurance? Advertise some food or something, I'm ALWAYS eating!
What is your least favorite type of commercial?

Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Jul 7, 2010 5:42pm
I voted for Debt Relief. Those commericals are god-awful to watch. Most of the time I am not home during the day to watch TV, but on the few occasions I have I really could not stand to watch the commericals. Bascially they are marketed to people with an IQ under 80. Now that I think about it, they all do.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Jul 7, 2010 10:12pm
Car commercials. Local and national ones.
HURRY IN IT'S OUR ONCE A YEAR SALE (that happens twenty times a year).
HURRY IN IT'S OUR ONCE A YEAR SALE (that happens twenty times a year).
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 7, 2010 10:30pm
Safe Auto has the worst commercials out there.

stroups
Posts: 3,223
Jul 7, 2010 10:37pm
I'm Kevin Kurgis and I like to slam shit on my desk to show you how serious I am.

Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Jul 7, 2010 10:44pm
dlazz;415124 wrote:Safe Auto has the worst commercials out there.
The Justin Case commercials are a lot better than the old ones. You know, the ones with the pretty white lady and the token clean-cut black guy standing in the call center. Or the ones with the inner city youth who gets pulled over by the cops and proclaims "i ride with Safe Auto".
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FairwoodKing
Posts: 2,504
Jul 7, 2010 11:30pm
There are a lot of commercials I hate, but the one I detest the most is Progressive Insurance. I can't stand looking at that ugly bitch. I see her stupid face every time I turn on TV, and I see her constantly online, including on this particular blog. I wish she would take a long walk off a short pier.

ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Jul 7, 2010 11:32pm
Geico commercials beat basically everything else listed plus the other car insurance companies combined in terms of annoyance.
Their track record is impressive... they have had how many different types of ads over the years now, and they consistently stay stupid and annoying.
Their track record is impressive... they have had how many different types of ads over the years now, and they consistently stay stupid and annoying.

Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Jul 7, 2010 11:36pm
I know it is not TV, but how many other people in Central Ohio are annoyed at the stupid 3-C Body Shop radio ads. That Jade Juniper drives me insane. That little girl probably thinks she owns her dad's company already and bosses the workers around.
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raiderbuck
Posts: 1,623
Jul 7, 2010 11:36pm
Little Danny;415156 wrote:The Justin Case commercials are a lot better than the old ones. You know, the ones with the pretty white lady and the token clean-cut black guy standing in the call center. Or the ones with the inner city youth who gets pulled over by the cops and proclaims "i ride with Safe Auto".
Yea...they're great
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sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Jul 8, 2010 11:17am
FairwoodKing;415203 wrote:I wish she would take a short walk off a long pier.
LOL. Scratch that...reverse it.
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 8, 2010 11:29am
raiderbuck;415210 wrote:Yea...they're great
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OH CRAP!

Tiger2003
Posts: 15,421
Jul 8, 2010 11:33am
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WOW SHUT THE HELL UP
WOW SHUT THE HELL UP

j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jul 8, 2010 11:34am
the commercials for the places that buy your unwanted gold piss me off.
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trackandccrunner
Posts: 1,283
Jul 8, 2010 12:01pm
All of them. Fucking commercials piss me off.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jul 8, 2010 1:34pm
debt relief---the station gets changed immediately when they come on
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genghis dong
Posts: 391
Jul 8, 2010 2:25pm
Fixed itccrunner609;415104 wrote:Boner commercials make me horny, but heck they all do

Ytowngirlinfla
Posts: 2,295
Jul 8, 2010 7:30pm
Stupid 800 Lawyer commercials. Can you say ambulance chasers? Rouser and Associates is big one in Ohio.
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FairwoodKing
Posts: 2,504
Jul 8, 2010 7:41pm
sherm03;415602 wrote:LOL. Scratch that...reverse it.
I stand corrected.

Mooney44Cards
Posts: 2,754
Jul 8, 2010 11:24pm
Tiger2003;415622 wrote:[video=youtube;kExTJ6SLXV4][/video]
WOW SHUT THE HELL UP
I like people that just read the title of a thread and post without reading the original post. This is a commercial for a retail office supply store, are you saying thats your least favorite type of commercial or do you lack reading comprehension skills?
Read more, post less.

Red_Skin_Pride
Posts: 1,226
Jul 9, 2010 12:11am
I hate the Miller Lite commercial with the bitch bartender who asks the dudes if they care how their beer tastes, and then proceeds to tell them when they're ready to take off their skirt, purse etc. to let her know and she'll get them a "real beer" i.e. miller lite.
3 things:
1. Shut the fuck up about you're beer being better tasting. I don't drink beer for the taste. I drink it to get drunk. If I drank it for the taste, I wouldn't be drinking a Miller Lite that's for sure.
2. Bitch, shut the fuck up and bring me a beer. And while you're at it, your smart mouth just earned you sammich makin' duty the rest of the night. Extra mustard. NOW.
3. It's BEER. You don't need a story line in a beer commercial. Your commercial should go like this...picture of the miller lite bottle, stating the facts about the beer, and then tell us how much it is. Having a story line for a beer commerical is like having a storyling for porn. It's pointless and laughable at best.
3 things:
1. Shut the fuck up about you're beer being better tasting. I don't drink beer for the taste. I drink it to get drunk. If I drank it for the taste, I wouldn't be drinking a Miller Lite that's for sure.
2. Bitch, shut the fuck up and bring me a beer. And while you're at it, your smart mouth just earned you sammich makin' duty the rest of the night. Extra mustard. NOW.
3. It's BEER. You don't need a story line in a beer commercial. Your commercial should go like this...picture of the miller lite bottle, stating the facts about the beer, and then tell us how much it is. Having a story line for a beer commerical is like having a storyling for porn. It's pointless and laughable at best.

sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Jul 9, 2010 12:19am
I hate all beer commercials...not just Miller Lite.Red_Skin_Pride;417222 wrote:I hate the Miller Lite commercial with the bitch bartender who asks the dudes if they care how their beer tastes, and then proceeds to tell them when they're ready to take off their skirt, purse etc. to let her know and she'll get them a "real beer" i.e. miller lite.
3 things:
1. Shut the fuck up about you're beer being better tasting. I don't drink beer for the taste. I drink it to get drunk. If I drank it for the taste, I wouldn't be drinking a Miller Lite that's for sure.
2. Bitch, shut the fuck up and bring me a beer. And while you're at it, your smart mouth just earned you sammich makin' duty the rest of the night. Extra mustard. NOW.
3. It's BEER. You don't need a story line in a beer commercial. Your commercial should go like this...picture of the miller lite bottle, stating the facts about the beer, and then tell us how much it is. Having a story line for a beer commerical is like having a storyling for porn. It's pointless and laughable at best.
I forget what comedian said it, but someone talked about how stupid it is that companies advertise how cold their beer is. That's up to the consumer.

Mooney44Cards
Posts: 2,754
Jul 9, 2010 12:24am
Oh god, how cheesy are those commercials against Gov. Strickland? It makes me wanna throw something at the TV, and I could give a shit about Ted Strickland! They say we lost jobs while he was in office.....EVERYONE LOST JOBS WHILE HE WAS IN OFFICE, THERES A FUCKING RECESSION. Jesus....and people fall for these political ads.

Benny The Jet
Posts: 2,987
Jul 9, 2010 7:25am
First thing I thought of when I saw this thread was the fat girl dancing for the Safe Auto. Who just says "Oh Crap!!!!!!!" in a car insurance commercial?
A close second would be all of the Tim Misny commercials in northern Ohio.
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A close second would be all of the Tim Misny commercials in northern Ohio.
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