Got this urgent email....I need help spending my money

From: Mrs.Celestina Cosmos
Harare Zimbabwe

Dear Sir/Madam,

My name is Mrs.Celestina O. Cosmos, from Harare Zimbabwe Southern Africa, I am The Wife Of Late Mr. Freeman Oliver Cosmos, the owner of Oliver farms Harare Ltd, that was affected by President Mugabe's land reform acts which is depriving us of rights in all facets.

I apologize for the inconveniences this message may bring especially coming from complete strangers. I would plead for you kind attention as it is an urgent call for your assistance as our ugly (circumstance) predicaments here compelled my action. I have $9.5 Million dollars, which I will like to invest for my only son Phillip in your country through you/your company since I am not business incline following the lost of my husband.

If you are interested do get back to me for more information through this E-mail address: [email protected] or call my son, attention to Phillip on: +27-73-312-1837 and I will advise my son who is presently in South Africa purposely for this matter to contact you for immediately arrangement.

You may wish to read about the problems in Zimbabwe through the following links clearing any doubt proposition to ascertain my reasons of contacting you and the situation we are in and really will appreciate if you assisted us.

Should I spend all my investments on hookers or drugs?

it's african money, the only acceptable thing to spend it on is fried chicken, hubcaps, bling, and watermelons.

You're too late. I got that last week and already replied. Celestina is direct depositing millions into my bank account as we speak.

That Zimbabwe money is bullshit.

Everyone knows the Nigerian claims are the legit ones.

Wes, knowing of your benevolent nature, please let me claim it for you. I support several young women who could genuinely use the money to get through college. They are hard workers who put in long hours refining their craft and are only paid from the benevolence of others. As a generous philanthropist, in encourage you to please forward all future correspondence to:
Cheetah's
c/o BCBulldog
2112 Western Avenue
Las Vegas, NV 89102-4614
Phone: (702) 384-0074

BCBulldog;412880 wrote:Wes, knowing of your benevolent nature, please let me claim it for you. I support several young women who could genuinely use the money to get through college. They are hard workers who put in long hours refining their craft and are only paid from the benevolence of others. As a generous philanthropist, in encourage you to please forward all future correspondence to:
Cheetah's
c/o BCBulldog
2112 Western Avenue
Las Vegas, NV 89102-4614
Phone: (702) 384-0074

Blank check on the way...

ccrunner609;412884 wrote:Do you know why they still do this shit?


Cause they still find the needle in the haystack and actually get some idiot to agree to this.

Wait....what are you saying? This isn't a good investment?

I know a friend of a friend of a cousin's brother's uncle's grandma that did this and got multi millions from Nigeria, it really works!

Need a partner?? Amish make great partners

Shit, dude. You screwed up by posting this here. I've already got in touch with this person (claiming to be your business manager) and am taking ALL THOSE RICHES for myself!

Is she related to cosmos kramer?

E-mail back and tell them they forgot to include the links.

There's a whole website dedicated to playing these guys. Some are quite entertaining.

I just got an e-mail today from someone who supposedly saw my resume on Careerbuilder saying I was the perfect candidate for their work-from-home check clearing service. Pays $400-$600 a week.