After seeing the sex stories thread, I was surprised that this predominantly male site didn't also have a thread dedicated to poop stories as well (Because lets be honest, poop stories come up as much as sex stories). Sure, poop stories have come up in other threads, but then everyone doesn't get to see them!

It just hit me because I had one of those annoying ass shits where you have to take a shower afterward to be sure you got it all because it decided to stick like a motherfucker. I had no intentions on showering today but I was left with no choice.

Hell, maybe some of your sex stories overlap and also qualify as a poop story (I've heard everything, haha)

So share your pet peeves, your gross stories, whatever you got!

That what you brought home last night?

I'll tell you my story later, I gotta go poop!!!

Do you be trying to get someone to post another damn 2 chicks-1 cup pic? Bout lost my lunch over the one the disappeared off the "nasty sex" thread.

That wasn't the goal. Hopefully no one does that

I once shit a figure 8, no joke.

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What a shitty thread!

I'll s(h)it this out one after yesterday's performance.

I shart all the time.

Nate;409847 wrote:

I had a shit this big once when I was a kid after surgery. It wouldn't flush so I grabbed a spatchula and broke it down to smaller pieces so it would flush. When I was done i threw the spatchula in the neighbors yard, it was dark.

Nate;409847 wrote:

My dog would eat that... Its pretty damn sexy. One thing is for sure, if you go to prison, have no fear.