Anna Chapman:

Yeah, this is turning into a pretty big story here in New York. And I know where they all hang out! Yes .... at Flashdancers strip club on 52nd and Broadway. Their secret code is "You want dance?"

I would like to spy on that chick no doubt!

Man, who'd have thought that real Russian spies would resemble the ones James Bond fucked?

Don't get me wrong, the last spy I dated was waaaaayyyyy hotter!!

Where do they keep the camera in the snatch?

Well, if you recall James Bond had to deal with some really hot spies in the movies. I guess it was not far off from reality.

There are a lot of hot russian chicks here in Columbus, by the way. I am looking forward to meeting Ivana.... Ivana Humpalot.

I'd hit that again.

Little Danny;406757 wrote:There are a lot of hot russian chicks here in Columbus, by the way. I am looking forward to meeting Ivana.... Ivana Humpalot.

Well here is what you do. You start putting the word out that you are working on this big secret government contract for the department of defense. When one of these hot ladies strikes an interest in your line of work you know you got a Ruskie spy on your hands that has been trained in the art of using sex to extract information. Depending on your deception skills, before she figures it out she will have given you some of the wildest and hottest sex you ever had. Mission accomplished.

justincredible;406847 wrote:I'd hit that again.

That's a joke that's never been said before. Way to go! You should be sherm's sidekick. He needs the help.

-Society-;406857 wrote:That's a joke that's never been said before. Way to go! You should be sherm's sidekick. He needs the help.

Ok.

majorspark;406856 wrote:Well here is what you do. You start putting the word out that you are working on this big secret government contract for the department of defense. When one of these hot ladies strikes an interest in your line of work you know you got a Ruskie spy on your hands that has been trained in the art of using sex to extract information. Depending on your deception skills, before she figures it out she will have given you some of the wildest and hottest sex you ever had. Mission accomplished.

One of my colleagues is a recently divorced guy in his 50's. He got on match.com or one of those sites and set up a profile. He was showing me this 22 year old russian chick who was sending him pictures of her in a thong begging him to take her out. He apparently went out with her for a couple dates, by the second date the chick was asking him to marry her. Obviously she was just trying to extend the visa.

Maybe she was actually a russian spy??

I wanna touch the hiney