Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Jun 29, 2010 3:47pm
I have been crapped on by birds three time in my life:
Once at Cedar Point ….. Seagull standing in line for oder of fries and wham! .....back left should never saw it coming.
Disney Land walking with my family saw the group of (again) Seagulls flying at us and just knew this was not a good thing. I saw this shit heading at my wife and with my cal like reaction I was able to move her out of the away but I took a direct hit on the arm. I quickly grabbed my kids coke and poured it on my arm. I still had the gagging reaction of being shit on by a bird.
Today when I went out for lunch I had my sunroof ¾ open. No idea what type of bird or where this bird was but I took a side shoulder blast of bird crap. Yes I still gagged…………
Do you have a bird crap story?
Once at Cedar Point ….. Seagull standing in line for oder of fries and wham! .....back left should never saw it coming.
Disney Land walking with my family saw the group of (again) Seagulls flying at us and just knew this was not a good thing. I saw this shit heading at my wife and with my cal like reaction I was able to move her out of the away but I took a direct hit on the arm. I quickly grabbed my kids coke and poured it on my arm. I still had the gagging reaction of being shit on by a bird.
Today when I went out for lunch I had my sunroof ¾ open. No idea what type of bird or where this bird was but I took a side shoulder blast of bird crap. Yes I still gagged…………
Do you have a bird crap story?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jun 29, 2010 3:55pm
No cuss in thraed title.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Jun 29, 2010 3:57pm
NSFW title
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jun 29, 2010 4:07pm
Belly I had to report it needs to be changed, change it to poop or crap or something please. Thanx
I do have a funny story though. When my brother and I were young, like maybe him 8 me 10ish somewhere in there we were playing outside. Well a bird drops one and it lands right in my brothers ear. We go inside so he can clean up and my mom is on the phone at the time. She asks whats up and we tell her my brother has something in his ear. Before we could finish and tell her what happened as she is on the phone she just jams her finger in my bros ear and starts digging and we are like mom what are you doing a bird just crapped in his ear. I had to run out of the house laughing, we still talk about it!!
I do have a funny story though. When my brother and I were young, like maybe him 8 me 10ish somewhere in there we were playing outside. Well a bird drops one and it lands right in my brothers ear. We go inside so he can clean up and my mom is on the phone at the time. She asks whats up and we tell her my brother has something in his ear. Before we could finish and tell her what happened as she is on the phone she just jams her finger in my bros ear and starts digging and we are like mom what are you doing a bird just crapped in his ear. I had to run out of the house laughing, we still talk about it!!
Ankle Breaker
Posts: 398
Jun 29, 2010 4:15pm
I had it happen back in high school just walking down the sidewalk with a friend. Got bombed on the shoulder. It was not pleasant.
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jun 29, 2010 4:20pm
Belly35;405414 wrote:I have been crapped on by birds three time in my life:
Once at Cedar Point ….. Seagull standing in line for oder of fries and wham! .....back left should never saw it coming.
Disney Land walking with my family saw the group of (again) Seagulls flying at us and just knew this was not a good thing. I saw this shit heading at my wife and with my cal like reaction I was able to move her out of the away but I took a direct hit on the arm. I quickly grabbed my kids coke and poured it on my arm. I still had the gagging reaction of being shit on by a bird.
Today when I went out for lunch I had my sunroof ¾ open. No idea what type of bird or where this bird was but I took a side shoulder blast of bird crap. Yes I still gagged…………
Do you have a bird crap story?
I am having a shitty day, and these stories made me happy haha
S
Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Jun 29, 2010 4:26pm
A bird crapped on my ball cap on Saturday when I had my daughter at the splash park at Easton.
Also, back in about 1995 I was stung by a bee and crapped on by a bird within about 4 hrs of each other riding in my Jeep Wrangler. That day it was Mother Nature - 2 SVFB - 0.
Also, back in about 1995 I was stung by a bee and crapped on by a bird within about 4 hrs of each other riding in my Jeep Wrangler. That day it was Mother Nature - 2 SVFB - 0.
majorspark
Posts: 5,122
Jun 29, 2010 4:31pm
Belly some of those birds had some good aim. Naling you throught sunroof.
Birds shut this reporter right up.
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Birds shut this reporter right up.
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j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jun 29, 2010 5:33pm
me, never. (knock on wood)
wife, 4 times. and I LOL everytime as if it's the first time. none of her stories are that extravagent, 3 of them were walking into walmart, or target. the other was during the last day of school our junior year where we had the whole school outside playing volleyball or baseball, or football.
wife, 4 times. and I LOL everytime as if it's the first time. none of her stories are that extravagent, 3 of them were walking into walmart, or target. the other was during the last day of school our junior year where we had the whole school outside playing volleyball or baseball, or football.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jun 29, 2010 6:04pm
one time....
5th grade....
made my day absolutely miserable being made fun of
5th grade....
made my day absolutely miserable being made fun of
Tiger2003
Posts: 15,421
Jun 29, 2010 6:49pm
LOL I needed that...darbypitcher22;405557 wrote:one time....
5th grade....
made my day absolutely miserable being made fun of
Fly4Fun
Posts: 7,730
Jun 29, 2010 6:51pm
I've never been shat on by a bird... hope I never am.