Apparently, I'm not normal...

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Thread Bomber
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Jun 28, 2010 3:51pm
A while back, I met this hot teacherAfter I did her a couple of times, I found out she was doing one of her students. I'm cool with it, and so was she. The problem is she was also having an internetz relationship with some kid that claimed to be a Sophmore at Miami Trace. Here is the creepy part, She was driving to Washington Couthouse to hook up with this other student and only met a 40 year old bald guy that was into wierd shit like decapitations and 4x4 trucks. Any ways the thing that bugs me most is that she is also a Pirates fan and also think that Kobe is GOAT. She also said her sister's brother runs some minor league meaasage board with some kind of sports theme.

My question is this: Her sister is hot (but married). Should I be doing her too?
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MontyBrunswick
Jun 28, 2010 3:53pm
100% yes. Bone anything and everything. Also, remember to pop your collar at bars. That's how the sluts know you have a big dick.
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mcburg93
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Jun 28, 2010 3:55pm
If I was you I would ask zwick the question. Seems to me hes the only one on here that has anything close to this happen to him everyday
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Jun 28, 2010 4:03pm
What about her mom?
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Jun 28, 2010 4:46pm
you can only do her best friend in the butt until you go to wch and curbstomp the other kid she's fucking. then you can do the vag. but remember to go to the original chicks house and upperdeck that slut. I'd also recommend you go find the new chicks cat and kill it with fire, then tell everybody the story but preimptively say "cool story, bro" so the others around know you're the dominant one in the herd.
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Jun 28, 2010 6:01pm
j_crazy;404229 wrote:you can only do her best friend in the butt until you go to wch and curbstomp the other kid she's fucking. then you can do the vag. but remember to go to the original chicks house and upperdeck that slut. I'd also recommend you go find the new chicks cat and kill it with fire, then tell everybody the story but preimptively say "cool story, bro" so the others around know you're the dominant one in the herd.
Don't forget to schedule those things around your scratch Golf League Night.
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Sonofanump
Jun 28, 2010 6:04pm
That post looks like a mad lib.
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Jun 28, 2010 6:07pm
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Jun 28, 2010 8:26pm
thanks for the good laugh, just made my day
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Jun 28, 2010 8:37pm
Damn... I must of done something wrong.....
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Jun 28, 2010 8:38pm
can't forget this:

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mattinctown
Jun 28, 2010 9:09pm
Gracias, I needed a good laugh today!
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Jun 28, 2010 9:57pm
lol
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Jun 29, 2010 12:12am
I laughed pretty hard at that
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Aug 25, 2011 2:19pm
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