What's the chances this chic was a mail order bride.

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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Jun 22, 2010 11:26pm
There's a new cart girl at Tam O Shanter from Russia that is pretty cute... doesn't speak much english, and all she'd tell me is she made a mistake earlier in life and is working thru it right now.

I think someone brought her over here as a mail order bride and she split on him.
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Trueblue23
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Jun 23, 2010 12:05am
No doubt about it brother. She sounds like a keeper though.
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Jun 23, 2010 9:51am
Pics or GTFO!:)
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sherm03
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Jun 23, 2010 9:53am
I'd hit it.
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Jun 23, 2010 11:07am
Bigred1995;398223 wrote:Pics or GTFO!:)

QFT
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se-alum
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Jun 23, 2010 11:30am
She may possibly be on the run from the KGB for selling secrets about the Russian Nuclear Weapons program, if that's true, I'd hit it!
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Jun 23, 2010 12:02pm
A mysterious foreign chick. Hell yeah. And she doesn't speak English even better
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Jun 23, 2010 12:23pm
My friend in DC has a friend who got a russian mail order bride. She got over here, dumped him for some pilot from Dallas, and he never saw her again.
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Jun 23, 2010 12:45pm
Bigred1995;398223 wrote:Pics or GTFO!:)
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gut
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Jun 23, 2010 1:07pm
ManO'War;398571 wrote:My friend in DC has a friend who got a russian mail order bride. She got over here, dumped him for some pilot from Dallas, and he never saw her again.
You wonder with so many stories like that why anyone goes that route. Of course, I suppose if you put pencil to paper it's probably cheaper than hookers! But I wonder how many of these dudes don't even get to boink her but a few times, if that.
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Jun 23, 2010 1:18pm
I'd say the odds are pretty good. Just asked a magic 8 ball
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Tiernan
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Jun 23, 2010 1:36pm
Hey Zwick - instead of cash in the OC outing, let's play for her!
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Jun 23, 2010 1:39pm
gut;398632 wrote:You wonder with so many stories like that why anyone goes that route. Of course, I suppose if you put pencil to paper it's probably cheaper than hookers! But I wonder how many of these dudes don't even get to boink her but a few times, if that.

There was a guy who rented an apartment from my dad for years who ordered a bride from Russia. He spent his life savings on getting her a visa and a plane ticket and all that, he even sent her all the cash he had for traveling money. She never showed up and also was able to hack his bank account and completely drain him. He was the nicest guy, very strange, very lonely, but extremely nice. I remember my dad gave him a free months rent and the office manager gave him some extra canned food she had so he could eat for the month.
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Jun 23, 2010 1:53pm
Tiernan;398685 wrote:Hey Zwick - instead of cash in the OC outing, let's play for her!

Maybe we donate her to charity.
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Tiernan
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Jun 23, 2010 2:11pm
Put her on one of the remote holes and tell her she can keep half of whatever she makes.
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gut
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Jun 23, 2010 2:13pm
LJ;398691 wrote:There was a guy who rented an apartment from my dad for years who ordered a bride from Russia. He spent his life savings on getting her a visa and a plane ticket and all that, he even sent her all the cash he had for traveling money. She never showed up and also was able to hack his bank account and completely drain him. He was the nicest guy, very strange, very lonely, but extremely nice. I remember my dad gave him a free months rent and the office manager gave him some extra canned food she had so he could eat for the month.

That is just about the saddest story ever. I'm not going to judge someone for being lonely, but man take some steps to protect yourself!