THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jun 17, 2010 9:47am
From the song by Tim Wilson.
1. A virgin don't ever drive a Z-28
2. Never bet the ranch on your prostate
3. If its got an Adam's Apple it's probably a man
4. Never trust a gay gypsy with the palm of your hand
5. She didn't accidently get good in bed
6. You can't join the church if you're already dead
7. A work uniform ain't totally nude.
8. Brim and bass ain't seafood
9. When there's guns in the house, one better be yours 10. Don't be naked next to any fishing lures
11. If there's Girl Scout Cookies she's a little too young
12. If you say I do, be the ugly one
13. Don't ever let a bald man borrow your comb
14. Never play strip poker in a nursing home
15. Don't blame your pall bearers if they don't show if you're buried in the middle of a Super Bowl
16. Let people borrow money they'll leave you alone
17. Never fry bacon without a shirt on
18. Never spray water on a hornets nest
19. A woman rarely aces the driver's test
20.The sign probably doesn't really mean massage
21. Don't threaten anybody in camoflauge.
22. Say you love her till she puts down the butcher knife
23. Never put the moves on your bosses wife
24. She's messing round on you if your briefs don't fit
25. Never trust a hitch hiker to babysit
26. Cosmo is never in a happy home
27. You can't cut a deal with a kidney stone
28. A politician ain't got an HMO
29. Washing her hair means she don't wanna go
30. Don't ridicule a biker about his tattoos
31. You been married nine times, maybe it's you
32. Doom ain't the same as Donkey Kong
33. If he's wearing high heels, you may have raised him wrong
34. The clinic ain't the best place to pick up dates
35. Don't rent a room from a man named Bates
36. A tank top is never on a billionaire
37.Stevie Ray Vaughn missed a note here and there
38. How many get to Heaven, no one knows but hell will be asses and elbows.
If you want the rest, listen to the song it will make sense
1. A virgin don't ever drive a Z-28
2. Never bet the ranch on your prostate
3. If its got an Adam's Apple it's probably a man
4. Never trust a gay gypsy with the palm of your hand
5. She didn't accidently get good in bed
6. You can't join the church if you're already dead
7. A work uniform ain't totally nude.
8. Brim and bass ain't seafood
9. When there's guns in the house, one better be yours 10. Don't be naked next to any fishing lures
11. If there's Girl Scout Cookies she's a little too young
12. If you say I do, be the ugly one
13. Don't ever let a bald man borrow your comb
14. Never play strip poker in a nursing home
15. Don't blame your pall bearers if they don't show if you're buried in the middle of a Super Bowl
16. Let people borrow money they'll leave you alone
17. Never fry bacon without a shirt on
18. Never spray water on a hornets nest
19. A woman rarely aces the driver's test
20.The sign probably doesn't really mean massage
21. Don't threaten anybody in camoflauge.
22. Say you love her till she puts down the butcher knife
23. Never put the moves on your bosses wife
24. She's messing round on you if your briefs don't fit
25. Never trust a hitch hiker to babysit
26. Cosmo is never in a happy home
27. You can't cut a deal with a kidney stone
28. A politician ain't got an HMO
29. Washing her hair means she don't wanna go
30. Don't ridicule a biker about his tattoos
31. You been married nine times, maybe it's you
32. Doom ain't the same as Donkey Kong
33. If he's wearing high heels, you may have raised him wrong
34. The clinic ain't the best place to pick up dates
35. Don't rent a room from a man named Bates
36. A tank top is never on a billionaire
37.Stevie Ray Vaughn missed a note here and there
38. How many get to Heaven, no one knows but hell will be asses and elbows.
If you want the rest, listen to the song it will make sense
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Jun 17, 2010 9:52am
5. She didn't accidently get good in bed
19. A woman rarely aces the driver's test
32. Doom ain't the same as Donkey Kong
36. A tank top is never on a billionaire
Yes!
19. A woman rarely aces the driver's test
32. Doom ain't the same as Donkey Kong
36. A tank top is never on a billionaire
Yes!