(Wo)man hunt

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THE4RINGZ's avatar
THE4RINGZ
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Jun 10, 2010 9:35am
So there is a middle aged woman in my town that has gone missing. The police are asking for volunteers tomorrow to join a search party to find her.

I am going to join in. Sounds pretty cool to me.

Has anyone else ever done something like that? If so, is it fun or just boring walking through the woods looking for something that you never find?
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SnotBubbles
Jun 10, 2010 10:01am
LOL....you say this so nonchalant!
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se-alum
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Jun 10, 2010 10:10am
Are they waiting till tomorrow to start the search or do they just need people to continue the search??
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4cards
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Jun 10, 2010 10:12am
^^^^
...that's what I thought....lol

It's almost like " I'll walk through the woods with all of them knowing that they'll never find her in my basement"

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Thread Bomber
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Jun 10, 2010 10:13am
Where is Fab1b and has he been in Ohio the last cuple of days????
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THE4RINGZ
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Jun 10, 2010 10:16am
Good question. She has been missing for almost a week. From what I gather the police have searched some areas but are requesting help to expand the search.
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THE4RINGZ
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Jun 10, 2010 10:18am
It puts the lotion on its skin
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SnotBubbles
Jun 10, 2010 10:19am
4cards;385370 wrote: It's almost like " I'll walk through the woods with all of them knowing that they'll never find her in my basement"

110% post win. :D
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trackandccrunner
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Jun 10, 2010 10:36am
I always love a good cougar hunt.
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Fab1b
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Jun 10, 2010 10:36am
Thread Bomber;385372 wrote:Where is Fab1b and has he been in Ohio the last cuple of days????

I know nothing
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gerb131
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Jun 10, 2010 10:50am
I did a while back when a little girl went missing in Lancaster. I searched the old Anchor Hocking building. She was eventually found dead somewhere in Hocking County I do believe.
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THE4RINGZ
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Jun 10, 2010 10:53am
Yeah while it sounds cool I really don't want to stumble across a rotting corpse either.
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SnotBubbles
Jun 10, 2010 11:58am
THE4RINGZ;385424 wrote:Yeah while it sounds cool I really don't want to stumble across a rotting corpse either.

Lol! Oh Ringz....your insincerity and ability to speak exactly what's on your mind is why I love you! :)

I'm pretty sure you're the type of guy who would find the rotting corpse...poke it with a stick, take photos of yourself by it giving a thumbs up....and then post it on your Facebook page! :D
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4cards
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Jun 10, 2010 12:01pm
^^^^^

LOL...I have a visual in my mind of it.
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power i
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Jun 10, 2010 12:14pm
I'm glad you guys are having fun with this. That missing woman is my cousin.



j/k. Just wanted to make you all feel bad. Shoulda known it wouldn't work. ;)
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vball10set
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Jun 10, 2010 12:25pm
Fab1b;385406 wrote:I know nothing

if she turns up headless,we're coming for you :p
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ernest_t_bass
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Jun 10, 2010 12:26pm
power i;385490 wrote:I'm glad you guys are having fun with this. That missing woman is my cousin.

Which would make this entire thread a personal attack. And NOTHING will be done about it! Sigh... this place is JUST like JJ's the Huddle.












:D
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se-alum
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Jun 10, 2010 1:43pm
power i;385490 wrote:I'm glad you guys are having fun with this. That missing woman is my cousin.



j/k. Just wanted to make you all feel bad. Shoulda known it wouldn't work. ;)

Do you really think her being your cousin would make this bunch feel bad??? :D
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Steel Valley Football
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Jun 10, 2010 1:48pm
Why is this funny? Hopefully they find her safe.
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Hb31187
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Jun 10, 2010 1:51pm
Did you volunteer to start searching all the kitchens in town?
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THE4RINGZ
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Jun 10, 2010 2:11pm
Why would we search in kitchens around town?
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Heretic
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Jun 10, 2010 2:13pm
THE4RINGZ;385642 wrote:Why would we search in kitchens around town?

Yeah, if she's MISSING, that means she's not in any of the town's kitchens.
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GoChiefs
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Jun 10, 2010 4:10pm
Wow..I don't know why..but this thread has me cracking the fuck up!
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THE4RINGZ
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Jun 10, 2010 4:38pm
I forgot to mention the list of items she took when she left.

A map of Wooster
Two sweaters
A handgun

Hell to the yeah.
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hasbeen
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Jun 10, 2010 4:59pm
I shouldn't be laughing but I am.

I hope she's okay.

Unless she's a skank ass whore. Then fuck it.