hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jun 3, 2010 2:03am
A man was murdered on a Japanese ship vessel at 2am in the morning.
Captain: I was sleeping when the incident happened.
Cook: I was cooking in the kitchen at that time.
Crew: I saw the flag was upside down; I was fixing the flag when the incident happened.
Guard: I was watching the sea the entire time in case of danger.
After hearing their alibis, the police immediately arrested the suspect. Who is the suspect? Why?
Captain: I was sleeping when the incident happened.
Cook: I was cooking in the kitchen at that time.
Crew: I saw the flag was upside down; I was fixing the flag when the incident happened.
Guard: I was watching the sea the entire time in case of danger.
After hearing their alibis, the police immediately arrested the suspect. Who is the suspect? Why?
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Jun 3, 2010 2:04am
The Guard in the basement with the candlestick while the lights were off
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Jun 3, 2010 2:07am
Japanese flag is same upside down or not, crew was lying.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jun 3, 2010 2:08am
LOLLJ;377703 wrote:The Guard in the basement with the candlestick while the lights were off
Bingo. Short lived thread FTW.tk421;377704 wrote:Japanese flag is same upside down or not, crew was lying.
Got this in a email from a friend and it took me a minute to finally realize what the hell was going on.
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Jun 3, 2010 2:12am
This makes me think. I don't know if they still do it, but didn't ships used to use an upside down flag as a sign of distress? What would a Japanese ship do, then?
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Jun 3, 2010 2:20am
tk421;377708 wrote:This makes me think. I don't know if they still do it, but didn't ships used to use an upside down flag as a sign of distress? What would a Japanese ship do, then?
Shoot whales
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Jun 3, 2010 2:38am
I'm not a Navy guy so I'm not sure. I do know the US flag is flow upside down as a sign of distress, but I don't know if that is the standard of all countries. Like the Union Jack, oh wait it's the same upside as right side up too ???tk421;377708 wrote:This makes me think. I don't know if they still do it, but didn't ships used to use an upside down flag as a sign of distress? What would a Japanese ship do, then?
mths_2013
Posts: 269
Jun 3, 2010 1:06pm
Crue
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Jun 3, 2010 1:11pm
Blame the Sea Shepherd.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Jun 3, 2010 1:13pm
Prolly the black guy. I know how cops are.
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Jun 3, 2010 1:42pm
If he was beheaded... It was definately fab1b.......
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jun 3, 2010 2:33pm
Did this happen near the Canadian coastline?
G
gut
Posts: 15,058
Jun 3, 2010 2:42pm
Shoot! I figured there had to be a reason it was a Japanese ship, but I wouldn't know the Japanese flag off the top of my head, either.
I was going to say the guard. It's 2AM, what can he see? And wouldn't he be guarding cargo? I thought it was the guys in the wheel house responsibility to watch the sea?
"Fixing the flag" sounds like a BS excuse you'd hear on Law & Order from a guy who just likes messing with the cops. Too obvious of a bad excuse to be taken any other way than messing with the cops. Might be the guy some jackass cop arrests, but I say they got the wrong man.
I was going to say the guard. It's 2AM, what can he see? And wouldn't he be guarding cargo? I thought it was the guys in the wheel house responsibility to watch the sea?
"Fixing the flag" sounds like a BS excuse you'd hear on Law & Order from a guy who just likes messing with the cops. Too obvious of a bad excuse to be taken any other way than messing with the cops. Might be the guy some jackass cop arrests, but I say they got the wrong man.
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jun 3, 2010 2:54pm
Another one:
A Japanese plane crashes on the U.S.-Canadien border: where do you bury the survivors?
A Japanese plane crashes on the U.S.-Canadien border: where do you bury the survivors?
Firad
Posts: 1,525
Jun 3, 2010 3:01pm
BigAppleBuckeye;378130 wrote:Another one:
A Japanese plane crashes on the U.S.-Canadien border: where do you bury the survivors?
You don't bury survivors bro.
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jun 3, 2010 4:44pm
Firad;378134 wrote:You don't bury survivors bro.
Bingo! You would be surprised how many people miss that
Terry_Tate
Posts: 7,606
Jun 3, 2010 5:17pm
My first thought was immediately the cook guessing it's a man and only women should be in the kitchen cooking. Figured it was a woman joke. Now I feel terrible. LOL