j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
May 30, 2010 1:31am
I'm smoking in the house. j_lady will raise all kinds of hell for this shit.
fuck you rampage for letting that pussy whoop your ass.
how drunk are you???
(mtrulz, wine coolers don't coun't. so go fuck yourself!!!)
fuck you rampage for letting that pussy whoop your ass.
how drunk are you???
(mtrulz, wine coolers don't coun't. so go fuck yourself!!!)
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 30, 2010 1:35am
Extremely. Flyin' High Again, too.
Seem to recall I have to be awake to catch the Indy 500 at a friend's house tomorrow. Hopefully, I make it.
Seem to recall I have to be awake to catch the Indy 500 at a friend's house tomorrow. Hopefully, I make it.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
May 30, 2010 1:43am
Not as fucked as the both of 'youze', but I'm drinking...get this...Jeremiah Weed Cherry Mash Flavored Blended Bourbon Whiskey and trying to get drink. It's not working. Maybe I should pop a couple of my Oxycodones to help.
Naaa, I'll just go at it the old fashion way.
On a side note J crazy. I was pulling for Evans. I used to like Rampage until I saw him coach on the UFC Show. I got tired of his 'titty' antics. (It got old)
Naaa, I'll just go at it the old fashion way.
On a side note J crazy. I was pulling for Evans. I used to like Rampage until I saw him coach on the UFC Show. I got tired of his 'titty' antics. (It got old)
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Machete_French
Posts: 8
May 30, 2010 2:34am
Halfway drunk here. In about an hour I will be smashed. That's exactly how I like to roll.
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tuskytuffguy
Posts: 615
May 30, 2010 2:50am
If you can type more than half your words correctly, hell, even be able to log in, then, you're not drunk. If you can do these things and say you're drunk, you're a pussy. You might be LEGALLY drunk, but you ain't DRUNK.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
May 30, 2010 9:39am
This! I was so thrilled that that cocky mother fucker got punked out!Curly J wrote: On a side note J crazy. I was pulling for Evans. I used to like Rampage until I saw him coach on the UFC Show. I got tired of his 'titty' antics. (It got old)
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
May 30, 2010 12:31pm
its not a successful drinking night until you puke, and last night, i had great success
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
May 30, 2010 12:59pm
loooook out chatter, billy badass coming through!bigdaddy2003 wrote: I think I have only puked 2 times since I have been drinking and I would go so far as to guess I have had more on one occasion than anyone on here.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
May 30, 2010 1:01pm
That might be the case. I was just starting. I awoke this morning , went to take a shower, only to realize that instead of pissing in the toilet last night I pissed in the trash can instead. Funny to see an empty shampoo bottle floating. I tried to blame it on The Wife, but she denies it saying she can't piss THAT much. Maybe it was the dog. It couldn't have been me because I was able to type at one point of the nighttuskytuffguy wrote: If you can type more than half your words correctly, hell, even be able to log in, then, you're not drunk. If you can do these things and say you're drunk, you're a pussy. You might be LEGALLY drunk, but you ain't DRUNK.
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
May 30, 2010 1:30pm
Who doesnt use the automatic log in???tuskytuffguy wrote: If you can type more than half your words correctly, hell, even be able to log in, then, you're not drunk. If you can do these things and say you're drunk, you're a pussy. You might be LEGALLY drunk, but you ain't DRUNK.
Also, most people can type drunk. It isnt that hard. You fuck up, but if your not retarded you know you spelled something wrong and can fix it.
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
May 30, 2010 1:40pm
Q: What college do prostitutes go to ?
A: Fuck U !!!
A: Fuck U !!!
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tuskytuffguy
Posts: 615
May 30, 2010 3:36pm
Drunk on a comp, is swaying side-to-side, with one eye closed to stop the spinning and trying to focus, with your mouth open and drool coming out the corners of your mouth.Laley23 wrote:Who doesnt use the automatic log in???tuskytuffguy wrote: If you can type more than half your words correctly, hell, even be able to log in, then, you're not drunk. If you can do these things and say you're drunk, you're a pussy. You might be LEGALLY drunk, but you ain't DRUNK.
Also, most people can type drunk. It isnt that hard. You fuck up, but if your not retarded you know you spelled something wrong and can fix it.
bigdaddy2003
Posts: 7,384
May 30, 2010 4:08pm
I don't think being able to drink a lot implies that I think I am billy badass. I was just implying that you don't have to puke to be doing it right. Just a statement. Calm down chief.DeyDurkie5 wrote:loooook out chatter, billy badass coming through!bigdaddy2003 wrote: I think I have only puked 2 times since I have been drinking and I would go so far as to guess I have had more on one occasion than anyone on here.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
May 30, 2010 4:11pm
no but,bigdaddy2003 wrote:I don't think being able to drink a lot implies that I think I am billy badass. Just a statement. Calm down chief.DeyDurkie5 wrote:loooook out chatter, billy badass coming through!bigdaddy2003 wrote: I think I have only puked 2 times since I have been drinking and I would go so far as to guess I have had more on one occasion than anyone on here.
"...I have had more on one occasion than anyone on here"
does though.
BRF
Posts: 8,748
May 30, 2010 4:35pm
Funny stuff! Cheers!
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
May 30, 2010 4:47pm
Puking is for pussies. Swallow that shit and take another shot.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
May 30, 2010 4:51pm
Nah just not a puker. Waste of money to yack.bigdaddy2003 wrote:Watch out billy badass coming through......gerb131 wrote: Puking is for pussies. Swallow that shit and take another shot.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
May 30, 2010 4:52pm
Sometimes...you just have to consider the source.bigdaddy2003 wrote: I don't think being able to drink a lot implies that I think I am billy badass. I was just implying that you don't have to puke to be doing it right. Just a statement.
bigdaddy2003
Posts: 7,384
May 30, 2010 4:52pm
lol yeah that's a valid statement.gerb131 wrote:Nah just not a puker. Waste of money to yack.bigdaddy2003 wrote:Watch out billy badass coming through......gerb131 wrote: Puking is for pussies. Swallow that shit and take another shot.