BREAKING NEWS

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mattinctown
May 30, 2010 12:54am



TUCSON: Famed personality Dora the Explorer has become the first casualty of the new Arizona immigration laws, when she was stopped in Tucson and failed to produce legal documents proclaiming herself an American citizen. Witnesses on the scene heard the detained star shouting obscenities at the officers, and after a brief scuffle, was subdued by tazer.
Upon hearing the news, best friend Scooby Doo commented, "Zoiks!" and vowed to do everything in his power to set Dora free.
This is not the first incident for the troubled star, she was recently seen leading Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger into a nightclub restroom, and was also overheard shouting racial slurs at new Denver Bronco Tim Tebow. Arraignment for the accused will be June 12th at 10 am at the Maricopa County Courthouse.
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j_crazy
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May 30, 2010 1:28am
i always suspected the backpack of being a mule for drugs.

way to go arizona.
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Curly J
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May 30, 2010 2:04am
They shoulda put a cap in her illegal ass !!!
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said_aouita
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May 30, 2010 3:08am
mattinctown wrote:

TUCSON: Arraignment for the accused will be June 12th at 10 am at the Maricopa County Courthouse.
That is so fucked up. Especially since Tuscon is not in Maricopa County.
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mtrulz
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May 30, 2010 1:50pm
lol
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End of Line
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May 30, 2010 2:55pm
Thats just great!!!! haha
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devil1197
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May 30, 2010 10:26pm
haha
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sonofsam
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May 30, 2010 11:51pm
It was all Swiper and Boots...