Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

What?

wizecracker wrote: Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man.

And I thought they were carbon.

I Wear Pants wrote: What?

+1

What. The. Fuck.

When I opened this thread, I was hoping it was about the strip club. Guess not...

O RLY?

ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:

wizecracker wrote: Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man.

And I thought they were carbon.

It's stone with a crystalline structure. I wouldn't really consider it a metal. It is in fact the hardest composition of elements on the planet and that's nothing new. By hardest they mean that nothing can scratch it except another diamond.

Early Cuyler wrote: When I opened this thread, I was hoping it was about the strip club. Guess not...

+1

Lol? This is nothing new... although I never knew it was a metal either.

And at first I also was thinking it was something dealing with the strip club.

That was the most retarded thing I have ever read.

Go die.

sherm03 wrote: That was the most retarded thing I have ever read.

Go die.

Go read the PB&J thread its worse.

trackandccrunner wrote: Go read the PB&J thread its worse.

I stand corrected. That PB&J thread was the most retarded thing I have ever read.

I stand by my second comment, though.

that's a lot of science

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