Craigslist Casual Encounter of the Night

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June18
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May 25, 2010 12:47am
http://columbus.craigslist.org/cas/1758130789.html
So I turned 18 yesterday! Whoo! So here's the situation. I want to have lots of unprotected sex with you and or your friends until I get pregnant Yes I am serious. I am not on birth control and do not want condoms used (obviously). Once I am confirmed pregnant I would like to if possible move in with you or at least see each other regularly during my pregnancy as your pregnant teen sex servant. The more sex I get to have the better. I am also into collars and chains... yeah, I am kinky like that.

Put "preg" into the subject if you can make my dream come true. Pics are a plus, and anything else you want to discuss or ask or tell me... put that in the first reply, I will respond to the guy I like best.

Oh, age and stats too if you can please.
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mucalum49
Posts: 1,639
May 25, 2010 12:58am
Wow.... I wish I still knew my friend's e-mail password. In college we used to go on each others computers and write e-mails to these postings. Most were fake but the game wasn't funny anymore when my roommate e-mailed a girl I went to high school with. That was a little embarrassing to say the least.
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ts1227
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May 25, 2010 1:01am
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damnit.
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Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 25, 2010 1:02am
The perfect girl if (1) she's hot AND (2) you're sterile.

You'll have the perfect fuck-kitten for a few months until she realizes you're not capable of making her miss a period. And then, you'd just be like..."Yeah...well FUCK YOU!!!! I got what I wanted!!!!"
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Glory Days
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May 25, 2010 1:59am
OhioChatter gathering at her place!
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Red_Skin_Pride
Posts: 1,226
May 25, 2010 2:01am
sent that bitch an email.
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goosebumps
Posts: 1,058
May 25, 2010 2:38am
lol, and why were you on Craigslist casual encounters?

You'll get:
A: AIDS
B: The clap
C:Herpes
D: Super AIDS (one teaspoon of that in your butt and you're dead in 5 years)
E; All of the above
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rookie_j70
Posts: 677
May 25, 2010 8:15am
wait until the guy from dontevenreply.com sees this, he'll have fun with this
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THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 25, 2010 8:22am
At least the kid will have a stable home life.
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j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
May 25, 2010 8:29am
goosebumps wrote: lol, and why were you on Craigslist casual encounters?

You'll get:
A: AIDS
B: The clap
C:Herpes
D: Super AIDS (one teaspoon of that in your butt and you're dead in 5 years)
E; All of the above
or F: none of the above.

i got gonasyphaherpalaids
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Ytowngirlinfla
Posts: 2,295
May 25, 2010 7:27pm
The gift that keeps on giving. HIV and child support!