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Darkon

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May 23, 2010 2:05 AM
Saw a couple of young guys drinking tonight and the more they drank the tougher they thought they were.

I was young once and did the same thing.

I have 3 stages of drunk.
#1 Bullet proof.
#2 Superman.
#3 INVISIBLE!!!
May 23, 2010 2:05am
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fiction

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May 23, 2010 2:24 AM
what's that third stage?
May 23, 2010 2:24am
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Darkon

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May 23, 2010 2:39 AM
fiction wrote: what's that third stage?
Fixed.

I didn't say I wasn't drinking also. Spelling Nazi.:P
May 23, 2010 2:39am
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hasbeen

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May 23, 2010 2:53 AM
you become invisible?

i'm jealous.
May 23, 2010 2:53am
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Firad

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May 23, 2010 3:29 AM
Darkon wrote: Saw a couple of young guys drinking tonight and the more they drank the tougher they thought they were.

I was young once and did the same thing.

I have 3 stages of drunk.
#1 Bullet proof.
#2 Superman.
#3 INVISIBLE!!!
Do you mean "INVINCIBLE", you drunkard?
May 23, 2010 3:29am
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BORIStheCrusher

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May 23, 2010 9:11 AM
Firad wrote:
Darkon wrote: Saw a couple of young guys drinking tonight and the more they drank the tougher they thought they were.

I was young once and did the same thing.

I have 3 stages of drunk.
#1 Bullet proof.
#2 Superman.
#3 INVISIBLE!!!
Do you mean "INVINCIBLE", you drunkard?
I'm pretty sure that's the point. Way over everybody's head...
May 23, 2010 9:11am
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Rider_In_Ttown

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May 23, 2010 9:33 AM
Love beer muscles. I used to be a bouncer in College and everynight I had guys half my size drunk wanting to fight me.
May 23, 2010 9:33am
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BR1986FB

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May 23, 2010 10:51 AM
Rider_In_Ttown wrote: Love beer muscles. I used to be a bouncer in College and everynight I had guys half my size drunk wanting to fight me.
I hated that. I too was a bouncer at two different clubs and every friggin' midget in the bar wanted a piece of the biggest guy in the bar. I had one idiot spit on me and I knocked him out cold with his shoe. Always tried to avoid these fools.
May 23, 2010 10:51am
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Darkon

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May 23, 2010 11:25 AM
Firad wrote:
Darkon wrote: Saw a couple of young guys drinking tonight and the more they drank the tougher they thought they were.

I was young once and did the same thing.

I have 3 stages of drunk.
#1 Bullet proof.
#2 Superman.
#3 INVISIBLE!!!
Do you mean "INVINCIBLE", you drunkard?
NO!
May 23, 2010 11:25am
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dwccrew

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May 23, 2010 12:22 PM
I thought I was invisible once, turns out I wasn't and the girls in the lockerroom were not pleased, Neither were the cops later on.
May 23, 2010 12:22pm
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LJ

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May 23, 2010 1:10 PM
I hate guys with beer muscles. When I am out, I just want to have a good time. I hate it when some fucktard gets all drunk and decides that he is king of the place and can stand in the middle of the aisles and not move when you politely try to get by. The guy who squeezes in between you and your friends while you are sitting at the bar trying to have a conversation. The really drunk guy with the drunkest most annoying girls there who gets pissed at anyone who gets annoyed with them.

It just gets old.
May 23, 2010 1:10pm
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coyotes22

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May 23, 2010 2:55 PM
May 23, 2010 2:55pm
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coyotes22

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May 23, 2010 3:00 PM
Darkon wrote: Saw a couple of young guys drinking tonight and the more they drank the tougher they thought they were.

I was young once and did the same thing.

I have 3 stages of drunk.
#1 Bullet proof.
#2 Superman.
#3 INVISIBLE!!!
May 23, 2010 3:00pm
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darbypitcher22

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May 23, 2010 7:17 PM
LJ wrote: I hate guys with beer muscles.

It just gets old.
This.
May 23, 2010 7:17pm
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skank

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May 23, 2010 7:38 PM
BR1986FB wrote:
Rider_In_Ttown wrote: Love beer muscles. I used to be a bouncer in College and everynight I had guys half my size drunk wanting to fight me.
I hated that. I too was a bouncer at two different clubs and every friggin' midget in the bar wanted a piece of the biggest guy in the bar. I had one idiot spit on me and I knocked him out cold with his shoe. Always tried to avoid these fools.
Did Capone ever get his shoe back?
May 23, 2010 7:38pm
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Al Capone

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May 23, 2010 9:45 PM
Darkon wrote: Saw a couple of young guys drinking tonight and the more they drank the tougher they thought they were.

I was young once and did the same thing.

I have 3 stages of drunk.
#1 Bullet proof.
#2 Superman.
#3 INVISIBLE!!!
The two young guys were probably skank and strap-on. Was it a gay bar? hahaha:D
May 23, 2010 9:45pm
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LJ

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May 23, 2010 9:51 PM
Al Capone wrote:
Darkon wrote: Saw a couple of young guys drinking tonight and the more they drank the tougher they thought they were.

I was young once and did the same thing.

I have 3 stages of drunk.
#1 Bullet proof.
#2 Superman.
#3 INVISIBLE!!!
The two young guys were probably skank and strap-on. Was it a gay bar? hahaha:D
i didn't think any of you were old enough to get into a bar :huh:
May 23, 2010 9:51pm
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sjmvsfscs08

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May 23, 2010 11:50 PM
Put me down on the list of people who absolutely hate guys with "beer muscles."

Just last night I was walking out of a restaurant with my cousin at like 3am. We had gone there after the bar we went to after my cousin's wedding, so naturally 70% of the place was drunkards. But we're walking out of there in our suits and some guy shouts at us "DID YOU HAVE FUN AT PROM?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Now, I've had guys say much worse obviously, but just the fact that my cousin whom I was walking with is the reigning national champion 211.5-pound wrestler. I mean, he'd be pretty high on the list of guys you wouldn't want to insult with your "beer muscles," as there are only a few men in the world that could take him in a fight....and none of them were at Freeway in Oregon, Ohio at 3 in the morning.

The funny part is he'll go on to win the Olympics in 2012 and those guys will have no idea who they insulted. The world works in odd ways.
May 23, 2010 11:50pm
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I Wear Pants

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May 24, 2010 12:24 AM
Gotta love people with little man syndrome.

5'5", lift as much as they can and act as tough as they can.

I sometimes think that even they have to realize that they're compensating for their small stature by trying to mean mug everyone they come in contact with.
May 24, 2010 12:24am
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dwccrew

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May 24, 2010 12:32 AM
darbypitcher22 wrote:
LJ wrote: I hate guys with beer muscles.

It just gets old.
This.
What do you hate more though, guys with beer muscles or guys that are assholes and still get the girls?
sjmvsfscs08 wrote: Put me down on the list of people who absolutely hate guys with "beer muscles."

Just last night I was walking out of a restaurant with my cousin at like 3am. We had gone there after the bar we went to after my cousin's wedding, so naturally 70% of the place was drunkards. But we're walking out of there in our suits and some guy shouts at us "DID YOU HAVE FUN AT PROM?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Now, I've had guys say much worse obviously, but just the fact that my cousin whom I was walking with is the reigning national champion 211.5-pound wrestler. I mean, he'd be pretty high on the list of guys you wouldn't want to insult with your "beer muscles," as there are only a few men in the world that could take him in a fight....and none of them were at Freeway in Oregon, Ohio at 3 in the morning.

The funny part is he'll go on to win the Olympics in 2012 and those guys will have no idea who they insulted. The world works in odd ways.
Who is your cousin? I wrestled (way back when) and still follow it and I am also from NW Ohio (so I know exactly where Freeway is at in Oregon). PM me if you don't mind.
May 24, 2010 12:32am
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BuckeyeBlue

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May 24, 2010 12:42 AM
Beer muscles humor me. I've had a lot of drinking buddies who were the calmest, nicest guys in the world when they were sober, but you get them drunk and all of a sudden they think they're Mike Tyson. Its pretty amusing at times. Makes me happy that I'm generally a very calm drunk.
May 24, 2010 12:42am
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sjmvsfscs08

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May 24, 2010 3:28 AM
dwccrew wrote: Who is your cousin?


I dare you to get drunk and try to pick a fight with him. :D The nerve of some guys haha
May 24, 2010 3:28am
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May 24, 2010 11:10 AM
sjmvsfscs08 wrote:
dwccrew wrote: Who is your cousin?


I dare you to get drunk and try to pick a fight with him. :D The nerve of some guys haha
I know exactly who your cousin is and watched him grow into the great wrestler he has become. I'll be rooting for him in 2012.
May 24, 2010 11:10am
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sjmvsfscs08

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May 24, 2010 6:34 PM
haha yeah it should be awesome. His knees have to remain in good shape but if they do he's the favorite. Plus Notre Dame plays in Ireland two weeks after the Olympics.....so I'm basically making a six week vacation out of it. :D
May 24, 2010 6:34pm