Red_Skin_Pride
Posts: 1,226
May 18, 2010 11:03pm
Beer Vs. Vagina
1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a
hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make
a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina
your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's
definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point
of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call
it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten
vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation
may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a
legend.
One point to VAGINA
2 years ago
Additional Details
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers.
Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off
panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed
off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to
open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually
it settles down.
One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,
ale, lager, etc.
One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to BEER
2 years ago
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after
you drink it.
One point to BEER
20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take
you weeks.
One Point to BEER
21. Beer won't whine at you when you try to drink it
One point to BEER
*Final Score 12 BEER/ 8 VAGINA*
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner
is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded
or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would
experience none of those feelings, let alone express them,
an extra point for BEER!
1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a
hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make
a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina
your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's
definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point
of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call
it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten
vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation
may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a
legend.
One point to VAGINA
2 years ago
Additional Details
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers.
Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off
panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed
off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to
open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually
it settles down.
One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,
ale, lager, etc.
One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to BEER
2 years ago
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after
you drink it.
One point to BEER
20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take
you weeks.
One Point to BEER
21. Beer won't whine at you when you try to drink it
One point to BEER
*Final Score 12 BEER/ 8 VAGINA*
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner
is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded
or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would
experience none of those feelings, let alone express them,
an extra point for BEER!
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
May 18, 2010 11:46pm
why is there no #8?
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
May 18, 2010 11:48pm
Too much beer and not enough vagina.
reclegend22
Posts: 8,772
May 18, 2010 11:52pm
After reading the entire post, this was my only concern as well. Lol.FatHobbit wrote:why is there no #8?
Creative nonetheless.
Apple
Posts: 2,620
May 19, 2010 12:52am
Can't beer and vagina just coexist? There has to be a happy medium, right?
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
May 19, 2010 1:17am
I'd rather have vagina.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
May 19, 2010 1:29am
Pour beer on the vagina and see how that works out for you.Apple wrote: Can't beer and vagina just coexist? There has to be a happy medium, right?
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mattinctown
May 19, 2010 1:37am
Don't really like beer, so I'll gladly take vagina
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
May 19, 2010 1:47am
I didn't read the whole op, but it reminds me of a question we used to pose.
River of beer OR river of beer with chics?
The obvious answer is river of beer....because if you have a river of beer, what else do you really need?
I do, however, understand the dudes who can't really get any vagina trying to overplay its value.
River of beer OR river of beer with chics?
The obvious answer is river of beer....because if you have a river of beer, what else do you really need?
I do, however, understand the dudes who can't really get any vagina trying to overplay its value.
sonofsam
Posts: 2,052
May 19, 2010 4:28am
great points. You forgot on final point though...
No matter what happens... You can always get/buy/share more beer...
+ an undisclosed amount for beer.
No matter what happens... You can always get/buy/share more beer...
+ an undisclosed amount for beer.
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
May 19, 2010 8:25am
Many people have bought beer for me. I guess I have no friends because no one has ever paid for my pussy.
Websurfinbird
Posts: 656
May 19, 2010 11:18am
Yeah that will likely give her a yeast infection, so probably not the best idea .... just sayin!I Wear Pants wrote:Pour beer on the vagina and see how that works out for you.Apple wrote: Can't beer and vagina just coexist? There has to be a happy medium, right?
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
May 19, 2010 3:20pm
Websurfinbird wrote: Yeah that will likely give her a yeast infection, so probably not the best idea .... just sayin!
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
May 19, 2010 3:28pm
I'm not so sure that beer yeast is the same as vag yeast. (To be fair there are plenty of internet sites that say beer can give you a yeast infection, but I only picked two that agreed with me.)Websurfinbird wrote:Yeah that will likely give her a yeast infection, so probably not the best idea .... just sayin!I Wear Pants wrote:Pour beer on the vagina and see how that works out for you.Apple wrote: Can't beer and vagina just coexist? There has to be a happy medium, right?
http://www.lisabarger.com/is-it-true/does-bread-feed-yeast-infections.html
http://cardhouse.com/berk/science99_4.htm
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Foul Tip
Posts: 113
May 19, 2010 10:28pm
Is there anything attached to the vagina?
Cleveland Buck
Posts: 5,126
May 19, 2010 11:10pm
Many of those from #13 through #21 should be worth more than 1 point. You also forgot one that is worth 10 points for beer, beer can't talk.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 20, 2010 12:24am
Trust me. This works.Apple wrote: Can't beer and vagina just coexist? There has to be a happy medium, right?
HitsRus
Posts: 9,206
May 20, 2010 7:33pm
sleeper wrote: I'd rather have vagina.
Of course YOU would...you only want the things you can't get.
Another point for Vag....
Both give good head...but what would you rather have.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
May 20, 2010 8:27pm
Once again, beer appears to be the undisputed champion
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
May 20, 2010 9:24pm
HitsRus wrote:sleeper wrote: I'd rather have vagina.
Of course YOU would...you only want the things you can't get.
Sad, but true.