Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 18, 2010 9:43am
Father of the Year candidate here!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100518/ap_on_re_us/us_baby_for_beer;_ylt=Aj3YlrGNkf6i8QRQrzC6YdiOe8UF;_ylu=X3oDMTM1YTZlcXRsBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwNTE4L3VzX2JhYnlfZm9yX2JlZXIEY2NvZGUDbW9zdHBvcHVsYXIEY3BvcwM0BHBvcwM0BHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcmllcwRzbGsDbWFzc21hbmFjY3Vz
Seriously...only a couple 40s. If I'm trading my child away, I at least want a 12-pack of some good "beer snob" brew. SMH...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100518/ap_on_re_us/us_baby_for_beer;_ylt=Aj3YlrGNkf6i8QRQrzC6YdiOe8UF;_ylu=X3oDMTM1YTZlcXRsBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwNTE4L3VzX2JhYnlfZm9yX2JlZXIEY2NvZGUDbW9zdHBvcHVsYXIEY3BvcwM0BHBvcwM0BHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcmllcwRzbGsDbWFzc21hbmFjY3Vz
Seriously...only a couple 40s. If I'm trading my child away, I at least want a 12-pack of some good "beer snob" brew. SMH...
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
May 18, 2010 9:46am
Ain't nuttin like sum Colt 45
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jmog
Posts: 6,567
May 18, 2010 9:56am
Imagine that, the mother was inside buying cigs while the dad was trying to trade the baby for beer.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
May 18, 2010 10:08am
Why was I expecting to open that link and see a mugshot of Homer Simpson?
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fortfan
Posts: 339
May 18, 2010 10:20am
What a life!
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cbus4life
Posts: 2,849
May 18, 2010 10:22am
Completely agree with the husband.
Might have asked for a little more beer, but still, a decent trade, IMO.
Might have asked for a little more beer, but still, a decent trade, IMO.
se-alum
Posts: 13,948
May 18, 2010 10:26am
Not sure why the mother being inside buying cigarettes is relevant to the story.
Mohican00
Posts: 3,394
May 18, 2010 10:31am
Agreed. As far as human currency goes, younger children usually bring the largest return. If the kid were say, 5, he'd be lucky to pull a sixer of SchlitzHeretic wrote: Father of the Year candidate here!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100518/ap_on_re_us/us_baby_for_beer;_ylt=Aj3YlrGNkf6i8QRQrzC6YdiOe8UF;_ylu=X3oDMTM1YTZlcXRsBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwNTE4L3VzX2JhYnlfZm9yX2JlZXIEY2NvZGUDbW9zdHBvcHVsYXIEY3BvcwM0BHBvcwM0BHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcmllcwRzbGsDbWFzc21hbmFjY3Vz
Seriously...only a couple 40s. If I'm trading my child away, I at least want a 12-pack of some good "beer snob" brew. SMH...
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
May 18, 2010 10:35am
What good is beer if you dont have your children to go fetch it for ya when ur too drunk to walk? Or too lazy
Bigred1995
Posts: 1,042
May 18, 2010 10:56am
I can only imagine what he said to his wife before she went into the store, probably something on the lines of...
"...Smokes and road beers. Be quick."
"...Smokes and road beers. Be quick."
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 18, 2010 11:03am
GrossFab1b wrote: Ain't nuttin like cum
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
May 18, 2010 2:21pm
^^^ LOL
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jmog
Posts: 6,567
May 18, 2010 2:57pm
It just adds to the "white trash" element of the story, that is allse-alum wrote: Not sure why the mother being inside buying cigarettes is relevant to the story.
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Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
May 18, 2010 3:30pm
Assholeernest_t_bass wrote:GrossFab1b wrote: Ain't nuttin like cum
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 18, 2010 3:40pm
The guy is a poor father and a poor negotiator
Any kid is worth a 30 pack minimum
Any kid is worth a 30 pack minimum
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
May 18, 2010 3:42pm
That dude would of had to throw in some hostess fruit pies as well!!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 18, 2010 4:49pm
rookie_j70
Posts: 677
May 18, 2010 6:08pm
wow.... i saw a guy in my town who was riding his bike down the street. had the case of natty in the baby seat and was his kid (maybe 5 or 6) was riding on the handlebars